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Well, your Main Men tried to make this episode happen before Mando Friday again, but we of course ran into life full-bore. We’re back in the ‘Stations world of RDR2 and discussing Episodes 3, 4, and 5 of The Mandalorian. We also spoil the living bojangles out of Fallen Order, and Beed hits us with his first original recipe, the Lor’vram Mandowich breakfast sammie!

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‘Twas midnight when your Main Men fired up their Stations for a rousing round of “Red Dead Redemption 2” and a post-roast of the first two “The Mandalorian” episodes! We Selonian Slickers set out around Manzanita Post for some Bounty Hunting missions, a blood fued with a rival posse, and a bit of preview chatter concerning episodes 3 and 4 of “The Mandalorian” which turned out to be kinda spot-on for what really happened the last two Fridays on-screen. Plus, Fode couldn’t resist buying “Fallen Order” no matter how hard he didn’t try or how much smack he already spake. And please excuse Beed’s louder-than-sin PlayStation.

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We’d say “This is the way”, but we ain’t no F-S’s.

Your #MainMen fire up the Mario Karts with a mir’sheb vod from the O.G. days of Star-B-Q, the notoriously chakaar-lipped Porkins! We smoked up some tracyn’la Mando Mussels and Nerf Shoulder on the BBQ pit, and we got into a preview chat of #TheMandalorian series right before it launched. Our topic may be three days and two episodes of The Mandalorian late, but hear for yourselves how our pugnaciously presumptuous predilections turned out. There’s no shortage of blue shells, banana skids, Tanooki Mario, felled orders, and overall di’kutla dialogue!

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Ori’vor’e for sushir-ing to this episode, cuun burc’ya. Kar’taylir darasuum!

We’re saying “so long” to Ahsoka as she departs the Jedi Order, and to our sorely-missed amigo, Captain Steve Kirk. Your Main Men are joined by the San Diego Sabers High Council for the final SBQ roast featuring the Captain. We could have included a snippet or two about how much Steve meant to us all, but we decided to leave this episode largely unedited and unmarred by grief; we sincerely hope you all will laugh as hard as we all did while recording. Thanks to Eric, Robert, and Steve for being the best kind of friends: the kind who hit you with lightsabers.

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It’s really, truly an honor to present our Roast of the “Mauldalorians” story arc from “The Clone Wars”! Your Main Men can’t help themselves to enough helpings of Unleashed figurines, Sith fury, beskar’gam by the besalisk-load, Fode’s (kinda) All-Porgpose Rub recipe, props to Kaden for his spicy freakin’ sauce, the death of Mandalore’s least effective leader, the rise of the Shadow Collective and the fall of several Falleen heads, and the tie-ins to what would eventually become one of Fode’s favorite movies, “Red Cup: A Star Wars Story.”

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Thanks for listening, you veermok-trading kaadu-kissers!

In the wake of the San Diego Sabers May the 4th Tournament and Revenge of the 5th Spar-B-Q, your #MainMen Fode & Beed tackle a cornucopia of Favies/Nayvies with the hosts of “SDS Radio Podcast” & “I Have A Bad Feeling About This”, including but not limited to: it’s okay to be wrong about Athos, Porthos, and Aramis; getting a rise out of Skywalker; parameters of naming sweet treats; Obi-Wan, aka That face, tho!; lightsaber fighting in the dark; if you’ve ever had a Toydarian in the back of a Toys-R-Us, SMASH that ‘Like’ button!

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[…now where did Beed stash that droid caller?]

Darth Boylan is back in your earsteroid caves for a co-Roast of the “Younglings Gathering” story arc! Fode gives you his Youngwings Rub recipe, so you can create little red saber crystals of chickeny oral assault at home; Hondo Ohnaka imbibes with Your Main Men, and Brandon gets sauced on water; that dope Wookiee makes an even doper lightsaber, thanks to Kilgrave; circus tricks; Favies/Nayvies is always fun; nothing goes down like the original; Beed has an Attack of the Bones to pick with Ep. II for eternity. This SBQ Roast has been marinating deeply, and should keep you satiated if you ain’t no you-know-whuck-stick!

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Thank you for listening, and for coming back to us after our periodic hiatuses! Yes, we typed “hiatuses”, twice. That’s worth a Like on Facebook.com/StarBQpod, isn’t it?! Also, follow us Instagram.com/StarBQpodcast for ways to #ThinkWithYourStomach, and StarBQpod on YouTube for additional coaxium-powered videocasting from Your Mainest of Men!

Your Main Main Fode cracks coldies and waxes educational with Brandon “Darth” Boylan from the Clashing Sabers Network! Brandon is way smarter and more interesting than the Boonta boy, and had such clever ideas for a planned-ish conversation that Fode just couldn’t help but split his opinions through Brandon’s seams! Teachers, students, learning, skywalking, lionesses, and used-book cosmetology is a but a petty sampling of this 2-hour earducational audiomentary! Oh, yeah, and Fode’s got a thought-that-counts gift for Brandon!

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THANKS FOR LISTENING, you mangy bunch of Kowakian kibble-masticators!

Okay, seriously: if you don’t have fun Roasting the Onderon reruns with your Main Men, you’re dead to us. No, not actually, but you’re clearly mistaken about a great many things. From a spankin’ new take on an old SBQ classic recipe, to some of the tastiest IPAs available, to Brother Beed’s delicious case of the crabs and a serious case of the Goldblums, we can only get better (worse) from there! Real questions about Saw and Steela Gerrera’s heritage; Beast Riders, lion-wolves, wormtongues, Zelda horse-birds with gorilla armwings, and the nobility of one clever girl named Boga; parallels within parallels within parallels within a few perpendiculars concerning the relationships of our favorite characters; did you really have to cut off Dooku’s hands and head?; the American Revolution was dope, and KRIFF Osama bin Laden; robes in the darkness, and keep your kriffing helmets on(deron)!; oh, yeah, more Onderon puns than should ever be allowed; the burden of critical capability when your hands are tied; the parentage of the planet Onderon, both literally and ludicrously; females of a species are the quite special indeed; plenty of shout-outs, and Beed’s best quit ever!

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Here in the Boonta Box, we always aim to please (despite repeated disappointment).

This roast-commentary has been out of the grill for a bit, but had to rest and attain proper juiciness as the finale of "Clone Wars" Season 4!  Your Main Men use a bit more Ecto Cooler to revive Maul on Dathomir, but there's a bit of a chatty afterbirth to the event; waxing the philosophy of Savage's impending tragedy, and Maul's cascading tragedies thereafter; the broccoli and pork chops were delicious, but...plenty of Sam '76 Lager, and the Snack that Smiles Back; kriff that kriffing snakey guy; the wonder of the Dathomiri D!ck-Dust Amulet; possible homages to Lothal and Middle Earth; audible flatulence; kwantsu, Kenobi-san; rips from Legends run rampant; shout-outs to our homies!

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Now get those gizka to Manaan, already!