Welcome to eclipse season star-party-people! We kick off eclipse szn with a New Moon Solar Eclipse happening on August 12, 2026, at 10:36 AM PT at 20° of Leo! CLOCK IT!

This is our second eclipse of this Aquarius-Leo series, and our first one in Leo proper! This new moon is all about knowing the difference between reverse imposter syndrome and the Dunning-Kruger effect. Some leaders act like they know everything when really they don’t know dick from shit. Saturn in Aries is trine the lunation, reminding us to learn like we know nothing.

Sure, Mars freshly in Cancer may be baited into conflict, but it was probably overdue conflict that is worth having. Try not to take things too personally. Venus in Libra wants to flirt, date, and have some fun already. Get out of the house!

Mercury + Jupiter conjunct in Leo can bring on big talk, heated egos, but also countered with the deserved recognition and demanding a seat at the table. Speak on it!

Also discussed (tw: racism) the Steven Forrest controversy/lack of a real apology/tripling down on his stance + his use of the N-word and other racist perspectives and the astrological community’s response. I encourage you to watch this panel of Black astrologers discuss the event and harmful aftermath. CC: Jovi Saturn

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STARPARTYPEOPLE, CAN YOU FEEL IT?! The matrix is breaking, and we're disrupting our own patterns we’ve been keeping for so long we didn’t even notice them. This Full Moon is happening on July 29, 2026 at 7:35 AM PT at 6° of Aquarius. It’s the last full moon before eclipse season starts in a few weeks! All will be revealed.

This Full Moon is maddddd activated. With the Moon hanging out with Pluto in Aquarius, opposing the Sun in a cazimi with Jupiter in Leo, we are seeing the juxtaposition of being so strong in our beliefs (for better or worse) while realizing there are some places we just don’t belong anymore (and that’s ok!) There’s a cat’s cradle shape in the chart, pointing to Uranus and Neptune as our not-so-secret guardian angels. When in doubt: change it up and bring it back to art. This cat’s cradle shape reminds me of Twin Peaks, and I just saw a cool talk about the Astro of Twin Peaks led by Vivi, so check out her work!

The TLDR: Views are shifting, we aren’t the same as we once were, and we can’t unsee it. Mercury in Cancer square Saturn in Aries is feeling quite reactive - tread lightly with tough convos. Venus in Virgo square Mars in Gemini is feeling restless and paranoid. Cue the Snooki meme: why is everyone acting weird towards me?

Don’t let this charged vibe wear you down cuz we are earthlings here to bang and bop around and make the most beautiful mistakes xoxo

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This New Moon in Cancer is ~heavily~ influenced by Mercury Retrograde also in Cancer. To be a moonchild is to be in constant flux, so I invite you to join yourself where you’re at.

This New Moon is happening at 21° on July 14, 2026, at 2:43 AM PT. This is the last new moon before eclipse season, and Mercury Retrograde is the perfect environment to tap into desires we’ve been completely ignoring. Saturn in Aries squaring Mercury needs more time for projects; the South node conjunct Virgo strips away appearances, especially as Venus squares Mars, where our wants vs. needs need healthy compromise. Barbault’s basket is the talk of the town! Save us sky-basket!

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Full moon time! This full moon lights up the night sky on June 29, 2026, happening at 8° of Capricorn at 4:56 PM PT! The Cancer Sun and Capricorn Moon t-square off with Neptune and Saturn, both in Aries ~ a reality check meets knowing our limits. Work-life balance is the main theme highlighted with this lunation.

With Mercury freshly retrograde, we’re not being called into action so much as to observe where we’ve been stress testing elements of our life and how we want to redirect our flow. Venus trines Saturn, letting us know someone may be way more on the same page than we thought. The magic triangle of outer planets is our source of harm reduction through all the shifts and changes.

Plus: I’m hungover from my brother-in-law’s wedding, tapping into spirit, how I used astrology to pick their wedding date, and I’m hosting a full moon hike in LA! Join me! Details below:

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Welcome to the Gemini New Moon! This new moon is happening at 24° of Gemini on June 14, 2026, at 7:55 PM PT. While the sign of the twins is typically collaborative, this lunation is giving us some pause and asking us: Who am I without you? Who are you without your partner, your job, your title, your zipcode? The identifiers we hold are asking for reflec…

Star*party*people gather round, it’s a full moon fiesta! This full moon is happening on May 31, 2026, at 1:45 AM PT, happening at 9° of Sagittarius. We got a Gregorian calendar sitch on our hands with this Blue Moon 🔵 While it may not be an astrological phenomenon, it's worth noting the symbology: this is a rare moment to redirect the energy. This blue full moon means it’s our second full moon in a calendar month. We opened and closed May with full moons. Take this as your second chance to LET SOME SHIT GO.

Saturn is the glue of this full moon chart, taking the actual steps to get towards ~the feeling~ Neptune craves to evoke. Plus: Neptunite as a crystal of reconnection, spotted by Stevie at the Natural History Museum a few hours before recording! The Gemini Sun + Uranus = the cortisol of it all!!!!! Venus - Saturn square doesn’t dwell on sunk costs, because at the end of the day, it’s just basic math, toots! Unstuck yourselves, sister~queens!

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Howdy, starchildren. We have a New Moon happening on May 16, 2026, at 1:01 PM PT at 25° of Taurus. Our first Taurus New Moon without Uranus being in Taurus in a hot minute, reminding us just how different we are from even the beginning of the year. Are you up to date with what you even want?

The Taurus Sun and Moon are in a conjunction with Mercury in Taurus and Uranus in Gemini. Our identities are up for modification. Change your name, dive into an alter ego, embrace a new moniker! There is a duality to our desires that needs attention. Multi-hyphen life, ahoy!

Plus: AI rants, the bubble popping astro prediction future, also the Queen Taurus: Lena Dunham’s new memoir ~ need Lena on ⟡ star quality ⟡ y’all tag herrrrr in the commentssss ~ whats your birth time Lena Dunham?!?! This New Moon is really illuminating BUG (Before Uranus in Gemini) and AUG (After Uranus in Gemini). It’s all still so new and we’re figuring it out as we go.

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The freaks come out at night! It’s a Full Moon happening on May 1, 2026, at 10:23 AM PT at 11° of Scorpio. It’s also Beltane! Check out this kewl post about Beltane from Reesa Baxter below:

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Ok onto this delicious full moon! The Scorpio Moon and Taurus Sun are in their own respective trines with the nodes, meaning the earthy, practical sides of ourselves need to loosen up and let the divine, watery wisdom flow. Your words and thoughts have power! Tap back into your magick! If you needed a sign to get back into your mystical witchy practice, this is it. You have all the sauce within you to make shit happen.

NEWSFLASH: May and June’s astrology is some of the best of the entire year, so do everything you can to build towards your vision. Venus in Gemini is fast and flirty, but she’s ready to build something durable with Saturn championing her, so give it all you've got. Uranus in Gemini reminds us it’s not a next chapter, it’s a new fucking book! Get to writing that sequel!

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Welcome to the fire realm! We have our New Moon in Aries happening at 27° of Aries on April 17, 2026, at 4:52 AM PT. Seven celestial bodies are in Aries: Sun, Moon, Chiron, Saturn, Mars, Mercury, and Neptune. It is, in fact, Aries lesson time.

While Aries wants to go, Mars + Saturn know we have to lighten our load to reach our target. Miraculously, Jupiter in Cancer is not affected by this Aries cluster. No one is stopping us but us. The call is coming from inside the house. Chiron asks us where we’ve been overcompensating, hoping to be accepted. The Aries stellium of it all shows that when you flex your force, it can reveal internal weakness. You have nothing to prove.

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Welcome to the Libra Full Moon! This Full Moon is happening on April 1, 2026, at 12° of Libra at 7:12 PM PT. Our first full moon post-eclipse season, let’s all take a deep breath.

This Libra Full Moon isn’t the typical, “keep the peace” friendly-for-friendliness sake vibe that Libra can tend to be. That’s because there are boundaries that need to be reinforced. New alliances, splintered connections, and all of this comes down to a reality check on where others are or aren’t aligned on the shared goals.

The t-square to Jupiter from the Sun and Moon reminds us to go cardinal mode and get going! Venus in Taurus square Pluto in Aquarius is asking us to pursue pleasure over punishment. If there’s a genuine connection, there won’t be ambiguity. The upcoming Aries stellium coming this month looks like more self-inflicted pain on a geopolitical level. Saturn in Aries challenges us actually to get up and show up for ourselves.

Also in today’s episode: recapping my trip to Brazil + astrocartography of the travels + why Pluto lines fucking rule. Reflections + kicking myself for letting fearmongering astrologers make me feel like I shouldn’t have traveled (bigger piece on that to come) during March ~ revelations on what astrology is even for.

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