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In which two Star Trek fans -- one casual, one Deep -- reckon with a Star Trek movie made for people who hate Star Trek and pay homage to all the good fanwork this movie spawned before digging into the messy postmortem of the project itself.

CONTENT WARNING for discussion of genocide, homophobia, and misogyny.

Star Trek by Apple (the Dyson hand dryer shot): https://vraik.tumblr.com/post/632060689598562304/star-trek-2009-looked-like-this

Choice AMVs

Tik Tok: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZWaWrvJ7nA

Hurt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeX-cXtmxAs

So Close: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhCVMD5j0uY

1:00 Trek History

12:00 JJ Abrams, Avowed Trek Hater

15:30 The AU Angle

22:00 Our nuCast

30:30 Enterprise by Apple

35:00 Insert Emotions Here

43:00 About Vulcan

48:00 Compliment Sandwich

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