We just couldn't stay away! Join us for a little between-seasons bonus episode wherein we discuss the pilot episode of the new series, "Star Trek: Captain Mommy Holly Hunter"---- er, "Star Trek: Starfleet Academy."

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! In this week's SEASON 1 FINALE, RECAP, AND AWARDS BANQUET (Presented by Quark's Bar, Grill, Gaming House, and Holosuite Arcade), we're going back through all of our Niners' arcs this season, pitching a "lost" episode of DS9 season 1, and awarding our favorite episodes, characters, and instances of cunt serving!

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! In this week's episode, it's the 90's, and we're debating creationism in the classroom, baby. Plus, the first appearance of special guest star Academy Award winner Louise Fletcher!

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! In this week's episode, Major Kira must confront ghosts of Bajor's past when an alleged Cardassian war criminal, played by guest star Harris Yulin, is apprehended on the station.

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! In this week's episode, DS9 gets to do their own version of the classic "Picard's Flute" story from TNG, but a lot more violent and horny!

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! In this week's episode, DS9 is treated to a powerhouse guest appearance by the First Lady of Star Trek herself, Majel Barrett Roddenberry. Also, the gang adopts a dog! Kind of!

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! In this week's episode, brace for peak silliness as our intrepid Commander Sisko inexplicably acquires his iconic baseball in a story that also features Rumplestiltskin!

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! In this week's very special episode, Nana Visitor and guest star Brian Keith get to show off their acting pedigree, while Jake and Nog learn a little lesson from the Lex Luthor School of Business.

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! In this episode, Miles and Julian must team up to battle a Bajoran woo-woo monster made out of dial-up internet, while Jake and Nog grapple with compulsory heterosexuality.

Welcome back to the Par'Mach'Cast! In this episode, Kai Opaka is back! Yayy!! Unfortunately, she's joined by a Tommy Wiseau lookalike on an extremely unpleasant prison asteroid in the Gamma Quadrant. Tune in to see whether they're able to balance each other out!