In which David brings back the whine, Saavik calls him out, Kruge fights a garbage worm, and we gush over the gushing practical effects…

In which Kruge, Shemp, and Joe search the dry jungle, Saavik confronts David, a confession is given, and we theorize how much Carol Marcus was involved in the usage of protomatter...

In which Vulcans touch noses, the Grissom going boom, professing our love of the glowy enterprise warp thing, and McCoy gets an attaboy…

In which Vulcans touch noses, the Grissom going boom, professing our love of the glowy enterprise warp thing, and McCoy gets an attaboy…

In which Esteban checks the rear window for anyone following, Chris think there are dwarves on the bridge, Klingon is spoken and we wonder if Torg will make Kruge's day... 

In which the conspiracy talk continues, Saavik and young Spock have a tender moment, we get our best WTF moment in all of Star Trek, and we ponder whether you can hear the de-cloaking sound of a Klingon Bird of Prey...

In which Saavik and David find a Vulcan child, David voices a theory, Esteban has questions, and we drift deep into a Starfleet conspiracy of our own making…

In which the bridge scene goes on far too long,  classic TOS sets are re-used for the Genesis planet,  a mysterious humanoid is spotted, and we discuss which warp is faster…

In which Styles gives the command to execute transwarp, the Excelsior does not execute transwarp, Kirk and party pat themselves on the back, and we discuss The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy...

In which the Enterprise is making her getaway, McCoy is living in a nightmare, the Excelsior is looming like a predator and we learn what type of mustache Chris really wants...