Star Trek Stuff: Enterprise

No really there are rogue planets isn't that fuckin' crazy? Like just zooming around space like a galactic pool ball. Man, that could fuck shit up. JFC.

Recommendations: Horizon Zero Dawn,The Night Stalker

Content/Trigger warning: r*pe/sexual assault scifi analogy discussed in this episode.

Dick Berman brainrapes the hot chick again because 3rd time's the charm. Rewriting A Whole New World from Aladdin. Sleep science. Jack Daniels Honey. We may have found Trek's best villain.

Recommendations: Supporting R.A.I.N.N. & Nailed It.

It's USA vs. UK, baby! Retconned Reed rumbles with Florida's Finest in a cone shaped octogon inside a bottle. Who will win? Who will lose? Who are born to sing the blues? Will they meet in the Mid-Atlantic?

No Porthos so F-

Recommendations: The Body Keeps the Score, The Mystery of D.B. Cooper

Lotta country music and screaming in this one.

Recommendations: Queen's Gambit, Renegade Cut

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Les phones it in for his last hurrah...or hurrshrug at least. Alex Jones for Klingon Chancellor! WOLF 359 WAS AN INSIDE JOB! We do some neat science facts.

Recs: Carmel, Dream Tent

It's moral dilemma time! Jesse Ventura applies for Starfleet.

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Recommendations: Haunting of Bly Manor, Inver House scotch.

It was pineapple the whole time! PINE-FUCKING-APPLE!!!

Thanks to Anne's mom for the intro this week.

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The waiter serves up a hot steaming pile of cold war, and the writers poke Bakula with the Quantum Leap references. Anne's mom made you some free Trek shit!

PayPal.Me/startrekstuff to unload your gold pressed latinum. We haven't looked up how to use Patreon yet.

Recommendations: Schitt's Creek and neck straps for your mask.

Give us money ffs.

It's a newly calm Ahab and somehow smart-talkin' Nausicaans vs. the unpityable Space Truckers! Anne's cat has some well timed mews, so watch for that.

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Recommendations: Floor is Lava, The Boys, Lovecraft Country

We quit bathing and only ate roasted giant turkey legs for months to prepare for this one. Kevin Costner sucks.

Recommendations: Erica Strout & Winchester (but only kinda)