In 2008 Robert Duvall, Sissy Spacek, Mary Steenburgen, and Jon Voight cleared their schedules (and opened their homes) to participate in Four Christmases. Sadly, only one home was needed in the end. Lament with us as we grapple with the hard-hitting truth that "Four Christmases" isn't very, well-- Christmassy (spelling?). We thank Reese Witherspoon for her efforts as Star Vehicle takes a turn for the holidays.