Stark Raving Glad

New Years Eve/New Years in America is like the red headed step child of the holiday family. Christmas is its cool big brother who gets all the love, so all New Years Eve can do is sulk and drink to its sorrows. At the end of the day, that is what most of us do on New Years Eve as well. Nothing starts a year on the right track like waking up with a headache and wondering what happened last night. In this episode, we will explore:

1. Balls dropping in Time Square, and why you should reevaluate your life if you give a shit.

2. Man children (is that a term?) drunkenly discharging firearms.

3. Man children drunkenly discharging fireworks.

4. Resolutions made to be broken.

5. Bringing back the possum drop.

Have you ever wondered what Christmas songs are the worst, no matter who sings them? Look no further. The Christmas songs on this list are sure to disappoint. Make sure to play these tunes when you want your guests to go home and leave you alone:

5. The Little Drummer Boy

4. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

3. Feliz Navidad

2. The Christmas Shoes

1. Santa Baby