Happy America Day, or Cinco de Mayo, or Arbor Day, or… Today we celebrate Independence Day by wearing red, talking about bacon-tomato sandwiches (with sexy time), mispronouncing patron names, and learning what "arrears" means, maybe.

We also explore whether coffee can be absorbed through beards, if sliding down fictional characters is allowed, and why Volvo ruins everyone's air conditioning.

PLUS: the origin of the term “Starting Box,” a brief jazz interlude, thoughts on khakis in Ireland, and an episode dedication to (possibly) Donnell, Danell, Donald, or Danielle O’Brien.

Also, did you know there's only one shortstop in baseball? That’s upsetting.

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