This may be the most dramatic State of the Union address ever. The gold-winning USA hockey team will be at the address, which shouldn't be a problem since 70 Democrats are refusing to make an appearance. Why are people so mad at the hockey team? We break it all down. 

Also on the show: one of the democrats said they'd "rather stick needles in their eyeballs" than attend the State of the Union, we play two rounds of Impossible Trivia, and JB Smiley talks in the third person for some weird reason. 

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