edible underwear, 24 hour walmarts, the north hanover chinese buffet, subway, and paper towel fortresses. damn, these glasses of Christmas ale got me feeling scrumptious. if i went to the chinese buffet right now, they would speak my name in whispers for centuries to come.

This is my favorite episode we've done and there isn't even a movie of the week. also, obviously, don't drive drunk unless the world ends and there's some sort of i am legend type situation. at that point you should be drunk any time you put the keys in that car.