Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC Show

Episode 71 of Stateside Gooners is a love letter to Arsenal Women’s historic, heroic, heart-pounding Champions League win. Matt and Eric relive the madness of the match—chaos in the opening 20 minutes, a defensive masterclass, and the ultimate “you had to be there” vibe. From 14-to-1 underdogs to European champions, it was pure Arsenal magic.

The episode breaks down the own goal (yep, we'll take it), the match-winning Mead-to-Stina combo, and how our Gunners turned the shot funnel on Barcelona. We’re talking 20 shots for them, 5 on target, 10 blocked, and still zero goals. Meanwhile, Arsenal stayed calm, defended like warriors, and snagged their golden chance when it mattered most.

We gush over the strategy, the team spirit, and of course, the post-match chaos, featuring Katie McCabe’s uncensored mic work, Slegers being the chillest coach alive, and Aussie players missing their flights just to keep the party going. There’s also a quick nod to the men’s final day win over Southampton (Kieran Tierney goal alert), and some shade tossed at the Conference League and  Tottenham’s backdoor Champions League “win.”

Tears were shed. Arms were raised. Patio windows were rattled. And if you didn’t yell “is she onside?!” you’re lying.

This one’s special.

In this Stateside Gooners episode, Eric and Matt are back to celebrate taking down the boogeyman—Newcastle—and securing Champions League football once again. But don’t get too comfy. Between Raya’s stunning saves, Kai getting yeeted to the ground by Dan Burn, and VAR pretending it's off the clock, there’s plenty to rant and laugh about.

The guys break down how Arsenal kept a clean sheet despite Michael Oliver FC showing up in full force, Odegaard mugging Gordon for fun, and Rice curling in an absolute beauty. Oh, and someone please tell Martinelli his runs aren’t invisible.

The spotlight then shifts to the massive Arsenal Women’s Champions League final against Barcelona. The breakdown includes predicted lineups, player matchups to watch (McCabe vs Graham-Hansen anyone?), the Mariana x-factor, and why this Barça side has been steamrolling Europe—but might not be invincible.

They talk tactics, injury doubts, and how Arsenal’s women will need every ounce of Lyon-level effort to pull off a result. Plus, attendance records, the Goodison Park nostalgia tour, and why Ford and Kelly are going to need legs like hummingbirds on espresso.

Stick around to hear predictions, frustrations, and a bit of transfer rumor fun. There’s Raya praise, Arteta hypotheticals, and a smidge of snark about Southampton and a gripe about Chelsea’s accounting wizardry (...alleged...).

This one's got it all—goals, guts, growth, and giggles.

In Episode 69 of Stateside Gooners, Eric and Matt break down one of Arsenal’s strangest matches of the season—a wild 2-2 draw with Liverpool. The guys wrestle with the classic “was that one of our best or worst games?” question, with shades of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde shaping their analysis of a first half collapse and second half fightback.

They move from frustration over Saliba's ball-watching to appreciation for Martinelli’s goal and Trossard’s flashy build-up play. There’s love for Odegaard’s shot, groans over VAR delays, and a clear verdict on Wooly’s costly yellow cards. Also on the docket: choking fouls that never get called (again), how Arsenal haven’t had all their top players healthy all season, and how that might explain the inconsistent results.

Then it’s the women’s turn, and they delivered—taking down Manchester United 4-3 with a flurry of second-half goals, including stunners from Maanum and Little, before McCabe melted down. The episode also highlights major awards for Russo and Caldentey, Arsenal Women’s HUGE attendance numbers, and the RIDICULOUS dominance Chelsea showed in their record-setting WSL Championship season.

Looking ahead, the guys preview a heated showdown with Newcastle at home, imagining a midfield built around Ødegaard, Nwaneri, and a healthy Thomas, along with Tierney at LW and Martinelli back at the #9 again. The expectations are physical play, sh!thousery, and maybe, just maybe, a much-needed win to secure second place. It’s a rollercoaster, start to finish.

Matt and Eric open S1E68 by tearing into Arsenal’s Champions League exit, lamenting a 2‑1 defeat at PSG that sealed a 3‑1 aggregate loss. They dissect how a goalie standing on his head, a midfield lacking its usual rhythm, and the absence of key players like Thomas Partey undercut Arsenal’s continental ambitions. 

Switching to domestic matters, the hosts stress that securing just four points from the final three Premier League fixtures will guarantee a top‑two finish and Champions League qualification. With the next stop at Anfield against Liverpool—a ground where Arsenal haven’t won in years—they predict a tight 1‑0 victory born of raw shithousery and savvy. They also consider Chelsea’s guard of honor, debating whether tradition should bend or break when considering the fallout from a SECOND guard of honor, this time given by Arsenal at Anfield. HINT: We’re not in favor.

The conversation then pivots to Arsenal Women’s looming battle with Manchester United. Matt and Eric break down a head‑to‑head ledger of five wins, three draws, and four defeats, forecast a thrilling 3‑2 scoreline.

To cap things off, the duo whisk listeners back to May 26, 1989, at Anfield, where Michael Thomas’s injury‑time strike clinched the league. From European heartbreak to title‑celebration tension, women’s rivalry, and Gunner legend, S1E68 is a roller coaster of Arsenal passion. Tune in now on Spotify.

In this jam-packed, but shorter than normal, and delightful episode of Stateside Gooners, Eric and Matt face the harsh realities of being a Gooner and try to make sense of Arsenal’s post-Bournemouth brain fog. They kick off with a nod to Star Wars Day, keeping the geekiness high with a "May the 4th be with us all" — because, let’s be real, the Force might just be more reliable than our defense at times.

Despite the disappointment, the conversation turns to the upcoming Wednesday game watch and the urgency to secure victory by 2 clear goals in the much-anticipated PSG match. Ødegaard’s form has evaporated faster than a Spurs title challenge, and the pressing game looks like it accidentally called in sick. Sweets and Scooter wonder if our midfield is good enough... or just out-of-sorts Norwegians.

Lastly, there's a spark of optimism thanks to the Arsenal Women. With a crucial match ahead that could secure second place and a more relaxed path to Champions League qualification, the women's team offers the rare hope of stress-free football.

In short, this episode is a true Gooner experience: a mix of pop culture fun, frustration over missed opportunities, and a glimmer of hope — especially from the women’s side. Join Eric and Matt as they ride the emotional rollercoaster and prove that even after a "stinker," hope for glory (and maybe just a comfortable win) never dies.

In this extra-loaded, brutally honest, and occasionally hilarious episode of Stateside Gooners, Eric and Matthew stare directly into the red-and-white abyss that was the past week in Arsenal football. The men’s narrow Champions League defeat to PSG left more questions than answers — from Saliba’s shaky start to long-ball tactics better suited for a team with literally anyone taller up top. And don’t get us started on VAR’s disappearing act when Kvara got Timberrrrrrred in the box.

Meanwhile, Arsenal Women followed up European joy with a shocking 5-2 league loss to 10th-place Aston Villa. Squad rotation? More like system meltdown. Zinsberger’s performance in goal was, in Eric’s words, “a horror show,” prompting a goalkeeper rant you don’t want to miss. Still, there were bright spots — like a Russo goal that offered 90 seconds of false hope.

The hosts also preview both Arsenal squads’ upcoming fixtures, discuss why body cams on refs may finally expose on-field hypocrisy, and share the heartbreaking Wolves Women licensing debacle. Oh, and there’s pie talk. Real pie. No fake fillings here.

It’s a ride across football’s emotional Route 66: painful, passionate, and including dad jokes that’ll make you groan, then hit replay. Come for the analysis, stay for the stand-up. You'll be glad we brat it up.

Hold onto your scarves, Gooners! This week’s episode is a full buffet of joy and chaos. Matt is still hoarse (and the boys are possibly emotionally broken) after Arsenal Women absolutely demolished Lyon 4-1 to book a Champions League Final date with Barcelona at noon on May 24th. We break down everything from McCabe’s beautiful dark shithousery, the goals from Mariona in the "Declan Corner" and Foord in the "Saka Corner." Daphne Van Domselaar's miraculous comeback from "out for the season" to "saving our souls," and why Ford just Does What She Wants.

But wait — there’s more! We preview the Arsenal Men's clash with PSG, discussing the weirdness of facing their flying wingers, anticipated back-line heroics, Trossard’s new life as a false nine, and whether Donnaruma is really just a very tall houseplant.

Plus: terrible Tottenham jokes, substitutions, tactical nonsense, fan energy, reasons to buy this seasons away jerseys, and a not-so-brief therapy session about Emily Fox.

Get your second pint ready — this one’s as packed as Lyon’s excuses!

This episode of Stateside Gooners is an emotional rollercoaster—think Space Mountain, but with more  and less Disney magic. Eric and Matt dissect Arsenal’s 2-2 draw with Crystal Palace, where early promise gave way to another frustrating case of "draw-itis." They break down the stats, question the lads’ fear of low blocks, and dish out metaphorical hospital balls when discussing Raya’s pass and Saliba’s recent wobbles.

There’s love for Kiwior (aka The Block Whisperer), a cheeky dig at Tottenham’s missing Ws, and a reminder that Raheem still isn’t it. The duo debate if Trøssard might be the guy to buy a lottery ticket and score from his own dinghy.

The pod shifts gears to the Arsenal Women’s massive second leg against Lyon. They’re down 2-1, but optimism reigns: fearless pressing, smarter midfield play, and maybe Beth Mead off the bench could flip the script. Expect tactical hot takes, player shoutouts, and a sprinkling of wishful thinking (hello, penalty shootout win!).

Plus, a moment of respect for Christopher Olsen’s recovery—football isn’t just goals and cheering, sometimes it’s miraculous comebacks.

Listen in for sharp banter, drawn Arsenal pain, and big Champions League hopes—all seasoned with Stateside Gooners’ signature wit and wall-to-wall red-and-white heart.

This week on Stateside Gooners, Eric and Matt serve up an Easter Sunday special packed with tactical twists, dodgy refs, and enough sarcasm to fill the Emirates. The fellas break down Arsenal Men’s 4-0 cruise over Ipswich, where Trossard not only bagged a brace but scored one while sitting down. Rice played the 6, Zinky got a runout, and Saka remembered what a Premier League start feels like. It’s all part of Arteta’s sneaky PSG prep—and yes, the Gooners are onto him.

Then things get feisty as they relive Arsenal Women’s 2-1 heartbreak against Lyon. Despite bossing the game, the ladies were foiled by a combo of missed chances, questionable keeping from Zinsberger, and refereeing that made Chris Kavanagh look competent. Ford took a WWE hip check with zero whistles, while Kelly came off the bench like a caffeine shot to the right wing.

Add in allergy-induced ranting, assist conspiracies, and formation nerding—and you’ve got another banger.

In this absolute banger of an episode, Eric and Matt are riding high (and rightfully smug) as Arsenal knocks Real Madrid out of the Champions League like they were a mid-table La Liga side in crisis. The boys break down a 5-1 aggregate win that had it all: Saka’s cheeky chip, Martinelli’s clinical curl, Kiwior's redemption arc, and a defense that said “no entry” louder than David Raya at a disco.

They unpack how Arteta’s young guns outclassed a Galáctico-filled Madrid side — from tactical discipline to dominating the dark arts with a masterclass in controlled chaos. The episode also salutes the brilliance of players like Kiwior, Timber, and Lewis-Skelly, whose maturity is only rivaled by his ability to draw fouls. The hosts celebrate Saka's brilliance, Rice's dominance, and Merino's crucial assists.  

The discussion also covers the significance of reaching the Champions League semi-finals.

Furthermore, they briefly review the Arsenal women's team's victory over Leicester City in the WSL, highlighting Caitlin Foord's impressive performance. Matt previews their upcoming Champions League clash with Lyon.

Also covered: Ipswich Town preview. Sprinkled in are hot takes on officiating, Saka’s mentorship by Thierry Henry, and some high-quality banter about Madrid fans’ grief-stricken faces. (Cue the tiny violins.)

If you're still worried about Arsenal's lack of a classic No.9, don't be — because the only thing missing from Madrid’s night was their dignity.

Titles Not Used:

• Real Madrid’s Defense Was So Soft, Even My Gran Would’ve Bagged One
• Dark Arts Degree Unlocked: Arsenal Graduates With Honors in Shthousery

• Saka Chips Courtois, Arsenal Chips Madrid’s Ego
• Who Needs Sleep When Thierry Henry’s on Speed Dial?
• Dogs Cuddling, Madrid Crumbling, and Martinelli’s Magic Pony Ride
• No Number Nine? No Problem. We Ordered Five Goals Instead
• Vinicius Missing, Mbappé Whining, and Madrid Just Watching
• Madrid Tried 42 Crosses and All We Got Was This Glorious Semi-Final
• Mentality Monsters Pocket Vini: Arsenal Silences Madrid
• Saka Shushes, Timber Tames, Arsenal Advances