Everyone loves a deeply traumatizing ostensibly for children ‘80s Christmas movie, right?? Too late, you’re involved now! Emily and Ky are doing their best to keep it together and tell you all about the Christmas Toy! Is it just proto Toy Story? Is the Mew storyline about fighting stigma against drug users? Is it actually only 45 minutes long?? Damn, Emily was fucked up when she watched it…