This episode goes from French fries for sex to World War 3 predictions in under an hour—and somehow, it works.

Ryan and Trey tackle a whirlwind of insane headlines, sharp political analysis, and hilariously honest relationship takes.

🍟 Headlines You Can’t Make Up:

• A man offers Wendy’s fries in exchange for sex—and it almost works

• An “aviation expert” says an airplane crash went wrong (really?)

• An American woman claims she was chained to a tree in Dubai

• An Indian tourist gets swallowed by a sinkhole in Malaysia

• Patrick Mahomes Sr. gets special treatment after another DWI—thanks to Junior, or his MLB legacy?

🛸 Alien Invasion Poll:
Trey and Ryan respond to a poll asking what Americans and Brits would do if aliens attacked… and their answers do not disappoint.

🧨 Politics that Matter:

• Tulsi Gabbard endorses Donald Trump and warns of World War 3 under Biden

• Mark Zuckerberg admits Facebook censored Americans under pressure from the White House

• The Hunter Biden laptop story was real the whole time—and media bias covered it up

👩‍❤️‍👨 In Honor of Women’s Appreciation Day:
Trey drops the Top 10 things men do that drive women crazy (and Ryan accidentally confuses love with losing love in a hilarious closer).

📌 Chapters (Condensed):
00:00 – Fast Food, Sex Trades & Butthurt Comments
05:55 – Kamala Harris & Political Hypocrisy
13:08 – Wild International Headlines
21:30 – Alien Invasion Poll & Our Survival Plans
27:12 – Tulsi Gabbard Endorses Trump
41:01 – Zuckerberg Admits Censorship + Media Bias
54:16 – 10 Things Women Hate in Men
01:06:41 – Final Thoughts & Love Misquotes

New studio. Same chaos.

Ryan and Trey kick off from the new spot with one of the wildest weeks in news. From pantsless fatalities to RFK Jr. shaking up the 2024 race, this episode goes from zero to “what the hell” in under 30 seconds.

🔥 This Week’s Jaw-Dropping News Includes:

• A man dies without pants in a truly bizarre story

• Elon Musk’s Trump vs. Kamala Twitter poll breaks the internet

• RFK Jr. suspends his campaign and throws support behind Trump—what does this mean for the election?

• Cristiano Ronaldo sets a YouTube record, and Trey tries to care

• A 12-foot python in Bangkok turns up in the worst possible place

• NASA astronauts stranded in space after a Boeing capsule fails—can they come back down?

🎤 Politics + Culture Clash:

• DNC protests heat up with celebrity cameos, media spin, and voter backlash

• Kamala Harris gets spotlighted amid rumors of a party shakeup

• NFL cheerleaders get their own segment (you’ll see why)

• Should politicians’ kids be off-limits on social media? Ryan and Trey don’t hold back

💬 Final thoughts include football predictions, protest fatigue, and a sharp closing line that wraps the madness in a bow.

📌 Chapters (Condensed):
00:00 – New Studio, New Chaos
01:49 – Man Dies Pantsless & Elon’s Trump/Kamala Poll
13:13 – RFK Jr. Endorses Trump: What It Means
30:56 – Ronaldo’s Record & Python Attack in Bangkok
36:47 – Astronauts Trapped in Space (Seriously)
42:59 – DNC Drama, Kamala Questions & Protest Fallout
01:04:56 – NFL Cheerleaders, Celeb Kids & Social Media Rules
01:18:15 – Wrap-Up & Football Hype

This week’s headlines are off the rails—from Skai Jackson’s shocking arrest to a lunch lady stealing over a million dollars’ worth of chicken wings. Ryan and Trey break down the weird, the political, and the just plain absurd.

🔥 Top Stories Include:

• Skai Jackson arrested at Universal Studios in a wild domestic battery case

• Tina Peters convicted for her role in 2020 election denial and data breach

• A man ditches his family over toothpaste on a European vacation

• A World War II bottle with a secret letter washes up after Hurricane Debby

• A black bear crashes a classroom, and no, it’s not a metaphor

• A school lunch lady steals $1.5M in chicken wings during COVID—facing 9 years

• A flight from NYC to LA diverted because of… lice

• A musician’s career ruined after tripping over his cat

• Gymnastics medal drama involving Jordan Chiles, Ana Barbosu & Flavor Flav

• High jump gold medal fiasco between the U.S. and New Zealand

🎤 Debate of the Week:
What happens if the 2024 election explodes into chaos? Ryan and Trey discuss the (realistic?) possibility of civil unrest or even civil war.

🎬 Celebrity Spotlight:

• Serena Williams calls out a Paris restaurant after being denied service

• A TikTok-famous woman breaks down why she refuses to vote for Kamala—and the internet erupts

💬 Ryan closes with a line that (shockingly) leaves Trey speechless.

📌 Chapters (Condensed):
00:00 – Kamala’s Quote Flops & Personal Chaos
05:42 – Toothpaste Fights, WWII Bottles & Bear Break-Ins
13:44 – Lice Delays Flight & $1.5M Chicken Wing Heist
28:45 – Musician Injured by Cat + Sports Controversies
39:49 – Skai Jackson Arrested + Tina Peters Convicted
51:12 – Celebrity Drama: Serena, Kamala & Voting Rage
56:45 – Final Thoughts & Quote Drop

Constipation cure? Slippery eel.
Cocaine wash-up? Hurricane Debbie.
Cyberbullying debate? Cue the AI speech police.

Ryan and Trey are back with the week’s wildest mix of sports controversy, sketchy news stories, and flaming hot commentary that no PR team would ever approve.

🥇 Olympics Segment Includes:

• Pakistan’s Arshad Nadeem wins gold in javelin

• Doping, gender confusion, and Tokyo’s boxing meltdown

• A judo athlete loses it on the mat

• Should athletes be protected from cyberbullies—even if it costs us free speech?

🧠 AI vs. Cyber Bullies:

• Is artificial intelligence the solution—or just another way to silence people?

• Where’s the line between harassment and censorship?

🤯 This Week’s Insane Headlines:

• Eels used as constipation treatment—and no, this isn’t from The Onion

• $1 million in cocaine washes ashore post-Hurricane Debbie

• A guy trips out on gummies mid-flight and nearly brings down the plane

• A grammar-policing troll gets torched in Butthurt Comments

💬 Final Thoughts: Trey cheers for underdogs, Ryan closes with a quote, and they both try not to get banned.

📌 Chapters (Condensed):
00:00 – Olympic Highlights & Eel-Based “Medicine”
07:02 – Butthurt Comments + Political Heat
11:14 – Cocaine Hurricanes, In-Flight Mayhem & More News
31:08 – Olympic Controversies: Gender, Boxing & Meltdowns
46:53 – AI, Free Speech & Online Hate
56:15 – Final Thoughts & Outro

From stripped Olympic medals to migrant riots in the UK, this episode pulls no punches. Ryan and Trey break down the stories the mainstream waters down—and throw in some Wendy’s and diarrhea roller coasters for balance.

🔥 Top Stories This Week:

• USA dominates the Olympics—but what matters more: total medals or gold?

• Romania boycotts closing ceremonies after Jordan Chiles gets bronze over Ana Barbosu

• Simone Biles throws shade at Trump—Ryan fires back

• Weirdest Olympic rules: No touching your coach, no high-fives, and other insanity

• Kamala Harris picks Tim Walz for VP—Trey and Ryan rip into his policies and where he stands on abortion, trans rights, and more

• Illegal immigration sparks riots in the UK—we break down what led to the chaos

👀 Also Trending:

• Mask ban in Nassau County—who’s behind it and why?

• Wendy’s 99¢ Frosty deal goes viral (and somehow, people care)

• Elon Musk predicts a second U.S. civil war—over what, exactly?

💬 Final Quote:
Ryan tries—once again—to end the episode on a serious note. Does Trey ruin it with laughter? Of course.

📌 Chapters (Condensed):
00:00 – Wild Headlines: Diarrhea Coasters & Frosty Deals
06:59 – USA’s Olympic Dominance + Weirdest Athlete Rules
27:03 – Olympic Medal Drama: Romania vs. Team USA
34:43 – Simone Biles vs. Trump + Athlete Activism
40:18 – Kamala Picks Tim Walz + Heated Abortion Debate
52:50 – Trans Rights, Borders, and Policy Clashes
01:05:49 – Riots in the UK Over Immigration
01:12:31 – Musk’s Civil War Prediction & Final Quote

It’s the Olympics like you’ve never seen it—gender scandals, nudity, bizarre ceremonies, and a rapper-turned-diplomat.

Ryan and Trey tear into the chaos surrounding Paris 2024, from the jaw-dropping opening ceremony to serious concerns over women’s boxing safety and athlete eligibility.

🔥 Main Topics Include:

• An LGBTQ remake of Da Vinci’s “Last Supper” opens the Olympic ceremonies—and outrage explodes worldwide

• Women’s boxing controversy: Imane Khelif’s XY chromosome advantage forces Angela Carini to withdraw in 46 seconds

• A child rape suspect still plays for Belgium’s volleyball team—how?

• A 52-year-old Turkish shooter wins without a uniform or safety gear

• And somehow, Snoop Dogg becomes the U.S.’s unofficial Olympic mascot

💬 Plus:

• If Trey could be a woman for a day, he’d... yeah, you’ll want to hear it

• Butthurt Commenters accuse Trump of staging his own assassination

• A woman rebuilds her nose with head skin after a dog attack

• Korean Airlines cancels ramen because turbulence is out of control

• A sneezing injury list, a Mullet Championship finalist, and the global rapper ranking you didn’t know you needed

🎤 Ryan flubs the final quote, and somehow it spirals into a rap debate.

📌 Chapters (Condensed):
00:00 – Gender Swap Hypotheticals + Butthurt Commenters
08:26 – News Recap: Nose Surgery, Sneezing Dangers & Korean Airlines
12:28 – Olympics: Medal Count, Scandals & Athlete Stories
26:45 – Opening Ceremony Sparks Global Outrage
34:34 – Women’s Boxing Gender Debate: XY vs. XX
50:10 – Volleyball Scandal, Turkish Shooter & Olympic Oddities
59:38 – Snoop Dogg at the Olympics & Final Rap Debate
01:05:43 – Wrap-Up & Misquoted Wisdom

This one’s got it all—Kamala defenders clashing with critics, sharks testing positive for cocaine, and a woman who rips out her own eyes to save the world. Welcome to another week of Stay in the Gray, where the headlines are insane and the takes are even hotter.

💥 Top Headlines This Week:

• A woman on drugs rips out her own eyes in public

• Orcas attack a yacht in the Mediterranean

• Cocaine found in Brazilian sharks—yes, really

• A man spins a phone on his finger long enough to break a world record

• High school basketball turns savage as a player stomps another’s head

• Same man caught smuggling drugs at the same airport—twice in one week

🔥 Main Topic – Kamala Harris Showdown:

• Why Kamala is running despite polls ranking her as the worst-rated VP

• Her shady legal past, failed primary run, and current media rehab

• A deep dive into public opinion, border accountability, and her record on criminal justice

• Can she shake the skeletons in her closet—or is she politically done?

🔮 Also Discussed:

• Psychic Craig Hamilton’s eerie prediction of a Trump assassination attempt

• Hamas protesters burning the American flag at the Capitol

• JD Vance backlash after Trump names him VP

• A cultural exchange moment where a white man explains “being white” to a black woman (you’ll want to hear this one)

📌 Chapters (Condensed):
00:58 – Earth Stops Spinning = Instant Death?!
03:50 – Butthurt Kamala Defenders & Anti-Trump Rants
07:24 – Woman Rips Out Eyes, Cocaine Sharks & Orca Attacks
18:28 – Youth Sports Violence + Drug Smuggling Fails
23:10 – World Record: Phone Spin
25:43 – Kamala Harris Breakdown: Ratings, Records & Rage
45:02 – Psychic Predicts Trump Assassination Attempt
54:24 – Flag Burning at Capitol & National Sentiment
57:30 – White Identity, Privilege & Racial Commentary
01:02:30 – Wrap-Up & Final Thoughts

You’ve never heard a story like this.

In this deeply personal and emotional episode, Ryan and Trey sit down with Liv, an Australian woman who shares her unfiltered journey through religious cults, heartbreak, addiction, and attempted suicide—all while navigating life across three continents.

🔥 What You’ll Hear:

• Growing up in a strict religious cult, where "The Elders" controlled relationships and courtship

• Losing herself in love, addiction, and secrecy after falling for a married man

• Getting engaged in Hawaii, moving to Japan, and then hitting rock bottom

• Being trapped during COVID with her estranged husband

• Facing the darkness of addiction and a suicide attempt while living in Dallas

• The moment she decided to choose life, sobriety, and dating again—with a BIG announcement

• Plus: kangaroo fights, snakes, and why Ryan and Trey will never visit Australia 🦘🐍

💬 Bonus:

• A hilarious round of adult “Would You Rather”

• Political reactions to Biden stepping down and Kamala taking over

This one’s full of heart, grit, pain, healing—and a reminder that some stories are better than fiction.

📌 Chapters (Condensed):
00:00 – Biden Out, Kamala In & Meet LIV
04:06 – Growing Up in a Cult: The Elders & Courtship Rules
15:28 – Adult “Would You Rather” with LIV
23:59 – Love in Hawaii → Engagement → Life in Japan
36:35 – Drinking, Isolation & Wake-Up Moments
49:33 – Falling for a Married Man + COVID Trap
56:30 – Divorce, Dallas, and Addicted as a Server
67:35 – Attempted Suicide & Rock Bottom
83:20 – Sobriety, Dating Again & A Surprise Reveal
94:48 – Australian Creatures = Hard Pass

A Trump assassination attempt.
Fistfights at the gynecologist.
And alligators loose in North Carolina.

Yeah, it’s one of those episodes.

Ryan and Trey break down the week’s most jaw-dropping stories, including shocking reactions from across the world—and across the internet.

🔫 Main Segment – Trump Assassination Attempt:

• What we know about the shooter

• Trump’s iconic reaction and the political fallout

• Conspiracy theories exploding on both sides

• How the Secret Service failed, and who’s taking the blame

• The Butthurt Commenters who wish the shooter didn’t miss—yep, we’re calling that out

• Global reaction: who's standing with Trump, and who’s pretending it didn’t happen

🗳️ Trump’s VP Pick – JD Vance:

• Deep dive into his past criticism of Trump

• Where he stands now, and how the public is responding

• Why this choice might be more strategic than it looks

📰 Also in This Episode:

• Two women brawl in a gynecologist’s office

• A Houston man arrested for shockingly disgusting public acts

• Alligators in North Carolina and no one’s panicking?

• A cruise ship world record you didn’t know could exist

📌 Chapters (Condensed):
00:00 – Alligator Sightings, Cruise Records & OB-GYN Brawl
14:13 – Trump Assassination Attempt Breakdown
24:50 – Conspiracy Theories from Both Sides
33:29 – Secret Service Failures
45:30 – Butthurt Comments & Shooter Sympathy Online
49:50 – Global Reactions to Trump Attack
51:33 – JD Vance VP Pick: Past Quotes, Policies & Strategy

From margaritas in the wrong orifices to real policy breakdowns—this episode is equal parts insane and essential.

Ryan and Trey dive into Project 2025 and Agenda 47—the two most talked-about political blueprints heading into the 2024 election. But first? Some truly unhinged headlines from around the world.

🔥 Insane Headlines This Week:

• A couple pours margaritas into each other’s private parts at a restaurant. Why? Don’t ask.

• A Zambian pastor tries to recreate the resurrection—spoiler: it doesn’t end well.

• A trans teen murders their mother, reigniting heated social media debates

• A Balkan psychic claims the world is ending. Soon. Are we ready?

🗳️ Main Segment – Project 2025 vs. Agenda 47:

• What is Project 2025? What conservatives are planning behind the scenes

• What’s in Agenda 47? Trump’s outlined goals if he takes office again

• Ryan and Trey break it down point by point, in real language, with no B.S.

• How both agendas could reshape America—and why no one’s reading the fine print

📣 Also Discussed:

• Celebrities calling for Biden to step aside—why now?

• Butthurt Comments: Dave Grohl, Taylor Swift, and a full-on French girl debate

📌 Chapters (Condensed):
00:00 – Margarita Mishaps & Public Chaos
03:25 – Butthurt Comments: Dave Grohl, Swifties & French Girls
09:28 – Murder, Resurrection & Psychic Doom
24:36 – Project 2025 & Agenda 47 Explained
57:02 – Celebrities Push Biden to Step Down