The Babefluencers are booked and busy, busybodies. Lauren bought a house in Kittery!! And Ash mostly just wants to lay down and sleep for a week straight. Lauren shares some gossip about a boat that ran aground in one of the recent storms, and the mateys who are suddenly nowhere to be found! Ash tells a couple of shorties from busybodies including a story about a bank robber in Portland (just let him keep it!!!). Do you also have a false memory of the robber emoji existing?? Because apparently this is a well-researched Mandela Effect. Please text the Lips Phone about this critical information. Ash finally fired Bumble back up for no more than ten minutes, and found two very interesting profiles at once, leading her to ask...how big a Photoshopped ear is too big? The Top Several this week includes an embedded Just the Tip, an old Babe Patrol segment from last season, and the Babes consider what foods are safest to eat on a date that may end in sex! They both say NO to eating acidic foods and then rolling in the hay, as they say.

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