First of all I apologise for my transgressions. This episode was recorded on a Tuesday. I have falsified the records. I have faked the podcast. The curtain has been drawn back only to reveal an empty open bird cage. Your bird escaped. You are sad. Tim probably hit it in the last episode.

Anyway.

In this week’s episode:

* I hit the gong

* I record on a Tuesday instead of a Wednesday

* I talk about Clames Jear

* I read out your silly comments

* I read out my silly comments

* I accidentally rant about Clames Jear again

* It goes on too long

* It’s actually all about staying on a bus

Bye bye.

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