You may have heard of "breaking wind", but stealing it? The Belgians have found themselves in a little "Dutch"... If you're remodeling your home in Memphis, TN you'd better secure your bathroom. Some bold theives rode off with a vanity on their BIKES. A Dutch museum is educating patrons on 17th century sex with a display of a condom made from a sheep's appendix.

In This Episode...

• [A Piece of My Mind] $2,500: The Average American Would Pay for Some Peace & Quiet
• Belgians Accused of 'Stealing Wind' From the Dutch
• A Woman Strangled Her Roommate Over Dirty Dishes
• Archaeologists Unearth Ancient BREAD That Survived Underground for 5,000 Years
• Thieves Were Caught Biking Away...with a Stolen Bathroom Vanity
• Florida Man Fondles Ferret In Pet Store, Then Shoplifts It In His Shorts
• A Woman Woke Up to an Intruder Sucking on Her Toes
• 200-y/o Condom Decorated With Erotic Art on Display in Dutch Museum

My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", answers your burning questions about returning a valuable ring found in donated clothing & how to deal with a "Barbie" co-worker who likes to kiss a woman's husband on the lips! And you can test your stupidity with Pancho's by playing our Insane Game Show!

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