Door-to-door Sales; A soldier gets lucky with a horny magazine solicitor. by FamilyGuy66. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. Back in my military days, in the 1980s; there was nothing more boring than a Monday night? But here I was, sitting with a bunch of my platoon buddies, crowded into one barracks room watching some dumbass new sitcom about an alien living with a human family called Alf. Taking a long pull from my beer, I thought at least a good buzz would carry me through what looked to be an uneventful night. We heard a knock on the door. “It’s open,” hollered Tommy, one of my closest friends I’d made since being stationed here at Fort Bragg, and the guy who lived in this room. The door swung open and an unfamiliar face peeked in. “Hi, guys,” she said brightly, stepping in and closing the door behind her. “I’m Lisa.” Lisa told us she worked for a company selling magazine subscriptions, and went into an obviously well-rehearsed sales pitch. There were six of us there in the room, not counting Lisa, and I couldn’t help but admire her courage. These guys were all good dudes, but I imagined she could easily find herself in the wrong room and get gang-raped. Lisa had a lot of confidence, and knew how to work a room. She made sure to walk around, including each of us, looking directly into our eyes and making physical contact: a hand on the shoulder, running her fingers down an arm, that sort of thing. My first impression? Lisa wasn’t really much to look at, in honesty. Years later, I thought back to her the first time I heard the expression ‘butterface’. Rather plain looking, with thin lips, limp brown hair parted down the middle, she looked nothing like the modern, late-80s idea of sexy: big hair, tight clothes, lots of makeup. But on the plus side, damn! did she have a tight body. Her blue jeans accentuated a nice, firm ass that she flexed frequently, and her tight pink t-shirt, tucked into her jeans, highlighted full breasts, which looked pretty big on her very petite frame. Obviously, she knew that using sex was a good way to gain compliance and make sales. Good for her! Lisa interspersed some personal things into her pitch. She talked about her job as part of a team of people who traveled from town to town all over the eastern part of the country. She liked going to new places, she said, but did miss her family in Ohio. “So, is anyone going to offer me a beer?” she eventually asked. I reached into the cooler next to me and pulled out a can. Lisa reached for it and I pulled it back, saying “How do I know you’re old enough?” Lisa laughed and said she’d bet she had 7 or 8 years on me. “Good enough for me,” I said with a smile, handing her a beer. “As long as you’re legal.” “Oh, I’m definitely legal,” Lisa said, giving me a wink. “But not everything I like to do is legal in this state!” Now, in those days, being in the Army didn’t pay all that well, especially if you wanted to have things like a car and a woman, so Lisa was fighting an uphill battle to make much in sales. I, though, was a Sergeant, which paid considerably better than what some of the other guys made. I was also an avid reader of magazines, which I bought retail. Looking over the list of magazines, I saw some I read regularly. Good savings with a subscription, I noticed. “So, guys,” Lisa wrapped up her pitch, “who’s in?” Several of the guys shook their heads, not being able to afford anything. I said I might be interested. “Oh, yeah?” Lisa asked, sitting down right next to me on the bed, her left thigh pressed tight against my right. She confidently put her hand on my thigh, and rubbed up and down, her fingers going to my inner thigh. She got within an inch of my balls, squeezed my leg, leaned closer and whispered in my ear “If I touch you like this and ask really nice, would you buy a subscription?” Hell yeah, I would! Her touch was incredible. This woman knew just how to touch a guy! I wasn’t hard up; I had a girlfriend and was getting laid regularly,