Erica Takes Gary Home, She sees an opportunity for personal development. by Bozencat. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. “Hey Erica, wait up.” It was Gary. I hardly knew him except that he sat behind me in the programming class. “Hey Gary.” “I’m headed this way, I thought I’d walk down with you if that’s ok?” “Ok, let’s walk.” We were in this programming boot camp at the business school. I wasn’t like, some geek, but I needed a job, so I was ‘upskilling’. Whatever. “You’re really good at programming, Erica,” said Gary. “Thanks Gary.” Was he a bit simple? It wasn’t hard, we were only at like step 1.0.easy. “Are you going to look for a dev role after the course? You’d be really good, I’ll bet.” This went on for a couple of blocks until I stopped really paying attention. Gary was ok; a big blonde jock, but he didn’t come across with the kind of macho bullshit attitude of some of them I’ve known have. “You’ve got such a great ass, Erica.” “Wait, what?” “I mean you are so hot.” “You actually said that out loud, Gary. You’re not some sort of freak, are you?” “No! I’ve got a girlfriend, well, I had till last weekend.” “You murdered her?” “Aw Erica, I’m not like that. No way. We’d been screwing and later, while she was asleep, I was still so turned on I started jacking off, and she woke up just as I came on her.” This was the first time Gary had spoken to me beyond a couple of questions about Python, and now he was telling me this? I didn’t know whether to laugh or look for a cop and have him shoot Gary. “She was screaming all this stuff about consent and shit, and she was really mad, then she just got up and left. Texted me to never contact her again.” “Yeah, consent, you know that’s a thing, right?” “I know, it’s not like she was some girl on the street, I mean we were actually in bed after screwing, you know?” Gary was saying all this with such straight-faced honesty, and he seemed so kind of bewildered by his girl’s reaction, I couldn’t help laughing. “I know. I’m sorry Erica: I’m a little too quick to open up, you know?” “No way.” “My mom always says my mouth will get me a million dollars or jail time.” “What has it got you so far?” “Well, neither one of them so far. A lot of girls though. A lot of buddies, and I once got my swim team a whole set of protein shakes for free.” “Well, good luck with the million dollars, Gary. I guess that explains why you are always talking in class.” “I’m asking questions. Maybe some of the other people are too shy to ask them themselves.” I laughed. “Yeah, I don’t think a lot of them are that shy. It wouldn’t have anything to do with getting that instructor over to wave her titties in your face?” “Who, Lana? Yeah, man she has some rack on her. And she does! There they are, right in my face, and when she leans over to type on my keyboard they sit right on my shoulder.” “You make them sound like a pair of parrots.” “Yeah, big chubby parrots, just waiting to take off. Do you think she likes me?” “I don’t know, she’s got a full stack right there, so maybe she’s ok for front end development.” “Hey, that’s good. You’re so quick, Erica. You know, I only ask so many questions because I am distracted with you sitting in front of me. I just can’t look anywhere else when you stand up.” “Right.” “You’ve got such a great ass.” “So you said.” Was it creepy, having the guy who sat behind you in class telling you you had a great ass? It sounds creepy, and probably should have been, but Gary said it with a kind of innocent charm, like it was the most natural compliment you could pay a girl, like, your hair looks great, or I love your nails. Fact is I was getting this little thrill out of Gary’s openness. He was outrageous, but it was kind of sexy, him telling me I had a great ass. Some men I’d fucking puke on if they said it, but Gary was like a big kid. A big kid I’d like to fuck. Whoa, what? “Every time you stand up, I just want to reach out and grab your ass.” “That would get you a slap to go, Gary. G