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Okay—we're all adults here—
(Everyone nods, yesses in agreement)
—except deadmau5. He's like 5.
I have a name.
Does anyone care?
Okay, ouch.
Oh, he feels!
ENDER BENDER ZIMMERMAN has the worst name ever.
Lol.
I drank a lot in the third trimester.
He becomes a de facto villain— of course, because of his ridiculous name and of course, living in the shadow of his parent's fame and fortune.
Who the fuck are his parents?
JOEL
Not it.
Brand new turnkey apartment
Post near, food floor all that
Way way higher than the fourth floor
All that
Way way higher than your front door
All that
Wow,
How I've always been needed
And never been loved
Moog Grandmother
Ableton Push 2
Pioneer Model One
{Enter The Multiverse}
[The Festival Project.™]
COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©
-U.
Yo, what the fuck.
TESLA.
Ok.
*COUGHS*
What the fuck.
*morevgross, obnoxious coughing*
Ughhhhh whhhaaaattttt.
TESLA.
Okay, I don't—
T E S L A
OH. Wow.
So it is the satellites.
ELONNNNN.
…hm?
GET IN HERE.
where is that,
.
AAGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHTTHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT.
GET IN HERE.
I don't even believe the rain, these days
“We can make it rain”, he says
Storm warning
A good morning
A door's open,
This one's closing, though
I'm not bc all cold yet,
But it's a cold world
No free rides
No clean ice
No free girls
Honestly,
I'm bored with the world,
Like Marlboros and wrong boroughs,
And songs shared,
But no long walks in the park,
In a nightmare—
It's not fair
I'm not there in the head;
I'm not near,
I'm not a parent apparently, either—
But a light bearer
Slight chance of a fight there,
A right wing, a left deer
Another dead bird on a wire
—I like her.
Why are there flamingos in the bellagio fountain?!
I don't know.
INT. THE VOID, KITCHEN. SUNLIGHT EVERYWHERE
BRYAN CRANSTON is scmoozing desperately to work his way into The Festival Project
{Enter The Multiverse}
[The Festival Project.™]
COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©
-U.
Okay—we're all adults here—
(Everyone nods, yesses in agreement)
—except deadmau5. He's like 5.
I have a name.
Does anyone care?
Okay, ouch.
Oh, he feels!
ENDER BENDER ZIMMERMAN has the worst name ever.
Lol.
I drank a lot in the third trimester.
He becomes a de facto villain— of course, because of his ridiculous name and of course, living in the shadow of his parent's fame and fortune.
Who the fuck are his parents?
JOEL
Not it.
Brand new turnkey apartment
Post near, food floor all that
Way way higher than the fourth floor
All that
Way way higher than your front door
All that
Wow,
How I've always been needed
And never been loved
Moog Grandmother
Ableton Push 2
Pioneer Model One
{Enter The Multiverse}
[The Festival Project.™]
COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©
-U.
Yo, what the fuck.
TESLA.
Ok.
*COUGHS*
What the fuck.
*morevgross, obnoxious coughing*
Ughhhhh whhhaaaattttt.
TESLA.
Okay, I don't—
T E S L A
OH. Wow.
So it is the satellites.
ELONNNNN.
…hm?
GET IN HERE.
where is that,
.
AAGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHTTHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT.
GET IN HERE.
I don't even believe the rain, these days
“We can make it rain”, he says
Storm warning
A good morning
A door's open,
This one's closing, though
I'm not bc all cold yet,
But it's a cold world
No free rides
No clean ice
No free girls
Honestly,
I'm bored with the world,
Like Marlboros and wrong boroughs,
And songs shared,
But no long walks in the park,
In a nightmare—
It's not fair
I'm not there in the head;
I'm not near,
I'm not a parent apparently, either—
But a light bearer
Slight chance of a fight there,
A right wing, a left deer
Another dead bird on a wire
—I like her.
Why are there flamingos in the bellagio fountain?!
I don't know.
INT. THE VOID, KITCHEN. SUNLIGHT EVERYWHERE
BRYAN CRANSTON is scmoozing desperately to work his way into The Festival Project
{Enter The Multiverse}
[The Festival Project.™]
COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©
-U.