An intercepted phone call between two great slanderers and friends of the show, Kate and CJ, is exposed to the world. Marvel as they discuss avatar consciousness, the effortlessness of true idiocy, theme music, Unsung Champion diagnostics, a bunch of information from as yet unannounced projects and campaigns unavailable to the public, and much much more. Guest starring Cookie the birb, weird uneditable beeps, and the incessant clicking of Kate’s mouse.