We're relaunching with a new look, a new season, and the same great taste! Eww!

Jason's son made a new Chinese friend in the girl next door! Jason's friends (friend?) used to ask him to play video games for them, too! He swears to it! Both Steve and Jason wonder if the supermodels are all woke now! Steve is concerned that he can only name three supermodels! Jason's high school basketball team was warned not to... enjoy the Swimsuit Issue they'd smuggled onto the bus! Steve heard a guy complaining about not receiving his copy in his subscription!