It's the most wonderful time of the year! It's CAVE STORY TIME!

When it comes to crevasses, Steve wants you to be curious! The depth! The size! The breadth! It's full of potential!

Jason's son thinks it would be cool to spelunk and see something cool, but Jason knows that it would NOT be cool!

Jason wants his son to know that he could be bad at something, so he shouldn't try in the first place! He'll go far in life!

Steve learned the wrong lessons from the Zelda series and now goes searching local caves for old men with weapons for him!