Both Steve and Jason are still men who are convinced their pop culture-focused T-shirts are great conversation starters!

Steve thinks dodging his way through a throng of old, naked men builds character!

Jason was scared away from the gym thanks to a poorly-directed tour that led him through a veritable forest of man meat!

Jason assumes, if he's naked, even if the door is locked and the blinds are shut, someone can see everything he's got!