A song about society's troubled relationship with new technology.
Chorus:
Artificial stupidity
Technology is making me look stupid
Highlighting my inability
In a brave new world
Verse 1:
I tried to open the thing on my computer
But it was having none of it
There was a problem with the software on the router
I couldn’t get the app to quit
I tried calling tech support to get assistance
There was no number on the site
I’m wondering if it really does exist and
I’ve been here searching half the night
Chorus:
Artificial stupidity
Technology is making me look stupid
Highlighting my inability
In a brave new world
Verse 2:
Here on the phone I had to press a yellow button
But a popup message covered it.
Tired of these games. I’m sat here on my butt and
Can’t seem to get the screen to fit.
The march of progress is fast and unrelenting
The grown up children with their toys
An application that didn’t need inventing
It all becomes just background noise
Chorus:
Artificial stupidity
Technology is making me look stupid
Highlighting my inability
In a brave new world
Middle 8:
They say technology is there to make our lives so much better
But in truth I miss my pen and paper and stamps, when I’m posting a letter
Verse 3:
Just when I’ve bought myself a faster new computer
Another comes along that night
Just like the guy I am in that first person shooter
I’m killing everything in sight
Is artificial intelligence the reason
People don’t seem to be too bright
Will I be next. Will I be hung for treason
It’s keeping me awake at night
Chorus:
Artificial stupidity
Technology is making me look stupid
Highlighting my inability
In a brave new world
Chorus:
Artificial stupidity
Technology is making me look stupid
Highlighting my inability
In a brave new world