In which Paul “Arthur Fowler” O’Neil steals the Christmas Club money.

Paul L and Paul O talk Scotland, the weekend action, the Celtic AGM, Gerrard, Yogi at Dunfermline, John Robertson’s new book and pay tribute to Bertie Auld.

A brief message from Paul L appealing for 60 second match reports from supporters of every club in the top flight. Bar one obviously. Send in your reports to [email protected]

Paul O and Paul L round up the weekend and European action, scrutinise Sevco, Referee Watch, talk Maurice Ross at Cowdenbeath and then Paul O’s birthday bet bastarditis.

Paul O and Paul L round up all the action, scrutinise Sevco, introduce Referee Watch, Gay footballers and then remember Walter Smith. They also talk of “Newcastlegate” which is not appropriate for children.

Paul O and Paul L go over the weekend’s action before talking about their trip to Newcastle v Spurs, comparing it with Scottish football, chastising Hot Dogs and wondering if Paul O has Tourette’s Syndrome. Then they slaughter racists.

Paul O and Paul dissect the weekend, talk Ange Postecoglou, Women’s football, away fans being locked out and have various attempts at witty banter.

The gang go over the midweek and weekend action then talk Aaron Hickey, Aberdeen, morals in the game and why no one signs players from the lower leagues anymore.

Paul sits down with Jackie McNamara and talks all about his new book, His Name is McNamara. In a frank interview, Jackie talks about his single-mindedness, the time Fergus McCann wanted him sacked, his beef with Scott McDonald and his near death experiences that changed his outlook on life.

Paul O and Paul L review the weekend games, Paul L gives some insight into the Dom McKay departure, there’s a long chat on El Reekio and more scrutiny of Sevco