One hundred episodes of opinions nobody asked for, stories that went off on bizarre tangents, and somehow you're still listening. Thank you for being part of the madness.

To celebrate, we've packed this one with some absolute classics:

• Why being late somehow turns into sitting there... getting even later for absolutely no reason.
• The incredible story of the Turkish man who joined a search party looking for... himself.
• The Worst Thing To Hear In...
• The employee who spiked his own farewell cake with laxatives and clogged the office toilets on the way out.
• And the most relatable apology ever: "Sorry I yelled at you... it's hot and I'm overstimulated."

From Episode 1 to Episode 100, it's been laughs, questionable opinions, terrible ideas and more tangents than we can count.

Here's to the next 100. Thanks for listening. 🎙️🥂

Jono tried making a high-protein, low-calorie Greek yoghurt cheesecake. It ticked every health box... apart from the important one: it tasted absolutely awful.

Also this episode:

• The internet's latest Chicken Wing Scandal and why people can never agree on food.
• Jono discovers you're apparently supposed to walk your dog five times a day.
• Why we genuinely miss the madness of Jackass and whether TV has become too safe.
• The unbelievable story of a woman who got revenge on her husband with laxatives... and took it one step further.
• And Rich shares the most motivational quote you'll hear all week... "Keep your chin up... because when you look down, you have two."

Immature humour, questionable life advice and two grown men proving that turning 40 doesn't automatically mean growing up.

That moment when the urge to declutter disappears... and you realise you've thrown away something you actually needed.

Also this episode:

• Why modern life feels like it's pushing everyone to breaking point.
• The sounds of summer that instantly transport you somewhere else.
• Everyone Has a Price... How much would it take to:
• Rich reveals his all-time favourite summer anthem.
• And why does it feel like the world has become so polarised? Is everything really an argument now?

The conversation starts with decluttering and somehow ends with the collapse of civilised debate. Just another day with Jono & Rich.

If you survived Ecco the Dolphin or The Lion King, you deserve a medal. '90s video games weren't designed to be fun... they were designed to test your emotional resilience.

Also this episode:

• Why games from the '90s were unbelievably difficult
• The everyday things that disappeared without anyone noticing—from video rental shops and Ceefax to phone boxes, mixtapes, fax machines and cheat books.
• The nicknames we secretly give people at the gym.
• Why you spend your twenties trying to look older... then the rest of your life trying to look younger.
• And why being told you're "too much" might actually be the best compliment you'll ever get.

A nostalgic trip back to a simpler time, when games were impossible, technology made strange noises, and nobody needed to Google how to finish a level.

Everyone tells you to be yourself... right up until they discover you're a little bit weird.

Also this episode:

• Jono confesses his most ridiculous intrusive thoughts, and Rich admits feeling like everyone in business class thinks he's about to rob them.
• We debate whether intrusive thoughts are completely normal... or the start of a police investigation.
• Rich People Have Ruined... Brunch. Coffee. Dogs. Camping. Watches. Water bottles. Christmas. Airports. We make the case against them all.
• And why doing your job too well is the fastest way to end up doing everybody else's.

No conclusions. No experts. Just two blokes confidently making life harder for themselves.

They say you should do one thing that scares you every day. Rich's choice? Waking up and participating in society.

Also this episode:

• What do people really get up to once they go to bed?
• The age-old question... do you actually swallow spiders while you sleep?
• What's something you could wear at 25 that would make you look ridiculous now?
• Are you a pampered tourist, or can you survive without all the creature comforts?
• Our essential (and mostly useless) summer survival guide for making it through the hottest time of year.
• And why arguing with Rich is a terrible idea... because he never runs out of mean things to say.

Questionable life advice, unnecessary debates and two grown men confidently discussing things they definitely aren't qualified to explain.

There is absolutely no graceful way to separate two shopping trolleys. Everyone looks like they're losing a fight with a robot.

Also this episode:

• Why are people so obsessed with photographing their food instead of eating it?
• The surprising trend of women over 40 having more babies than teenagers.
• What's something you could happily wear at 25 but would look completely ridiculous wearing today?
• Why Doesn't This Exist? A shopping trolley that actually follows you around the supermarket.
• And Rich explains why the advice "Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life" should come with a footnote... because you might never own a house either.

Questionable opinions, unnecessary debates and two grown men trying to make sense of modern life... with very limited success.

Nothing fixes a terrible day quite like ice cream... unless you've just faked your own kidnapping to avoid getting into trouble with your wife.

Also this episode:

• The unbelievable story of the man who staged his own kidnapping just so he could go to a party—and the best excuses we've ever used to get out of trouble.
• Do ambitious men really have more success in dating, or is confidence doing all the heavy lifting?
• Things That Should Exist: WhatsApp should tell you when someone listened to your voice note at 2x speed.
• Forget dating apps—we want an Adult Friendship App that simply finds someone who's free on a Tuesday for a coffee, a pint or a moan.
• And why Rich's social life isn't limited by choice... it's limited by his bank balance.

Everyone's fighting a battle you know nothing about... so maybe be kind. Unless you're the bloke FaceTiming on loudspeaker in the supermarket.

Also this episode:

• Why have men's shorts suddenly become ridiculously short?
• The truth about why men lie about their height
• A brand new round of Who's the Bellend? featuring:
• Our favourite things that absolutely should exist, including a car light that simply says, "I'm lost."
• And why some people have detailed five-year plans, while Rich wakes up each morning to see what the vibes are.

Nobody solved a single problem, but everyone got judged anyway.

Rich gives you two options: an awkward silence or an awkward conversation... neither ends well.

Also this episode:

• Why sleep is one of the strangest things humans do when you really think about it
• Jono's latest rant about crazy drivers and the people who shouldn't be behind a steering wheel
• The shocking story of a teenager who went blind after living on junk food
• Why Rich has developed a theory that stupid people might actually have it easier
• And an important philosophical question… do caterpillars know they're about to become butterflies, or is it the biggest glow-up in history?

This episode proves that overthinking absolutely everything is both a talent and a problem.