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This week we come to grips with the fact that Ecoboosts might be cool, Stretch talks a little more SEMA, Mrs. Slade's purse gets stolen clean out of her dank turbo Subaru (still not as much taken as what the government steals out of every paycheck), a little poltergeist revealed itself in our hollowed out volcano, and a wreckoning.

Stretch did what we all wish we did: took a healthy dose of Effitol and took off to Vegas for SEMA 2016! This is a recap. (BUT THIS IS AN ALL CAPS)

Stretch regales us with tales from the legendary Cherry Creek, we react to the Red Bull Straight Rhythm race and the exciting new Alta Motors Redshift MX, we discuss another exciting new camless valve-train technology coming out of Sweden's coolest supercar company which we all know is Koenigsegg, and Stretch tells his ghostiest story.

Stretch regales us with observations he made from the most magical place on Earth: The Bonneville Salt Flats.

Take a deep look introspectively and ask yourself, how redneck am I? We confess a lot of our redneck past, and discuss some regional diction.

How did that get there?! Speculations abound about a car that thinks it's a bird. Stretch unclenches a little about the state of I-80. We end up talking about Tesla, then round you off with a food debate.

We give you a little run down of the Ed "Big Daddy" Roth Ratfink Carshow! It was cool, that is all.