Collin has died in the most unexpected way possible and Schmidty's employers may have something to answer for! Also, feedback. Lots and lots of feedback!

• Amazon tries to one-up Apple
• Amazon one-up's Polaroid, RCA, and every other cheap tablet
• The Kindle for Kids is announced
• RIP Fire Phone
• Google takes legal action against SEO
• Microsoft Send: Genius or Stupid?
• Apple vs Samsung: I have no idea what's going on anymore
• Apple developing Android apps
• xCodeghost infiltrates the App Store
• ¿Me escuchas? ¿Me oyes?
• Target could be open to lawsuits due to a giant data breach
• Todd McFarlane was not live tweeting during a stroke

Zuke’s Favorite: Action Hero’s Guide to Saving Lives

Zohner’s Favorite: Lockscreen replacement of the week

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It's time to cue the critics hate and the fanboy's devotion as Apple announces a whole slew of products that everyone else brought out years ago! Want to run Microsoft Office apps side by side in a limited environment? iPad Pro can do that now! Want to do it with a stylus? It can do that too! Want to have a Touch Cover? Sure, why not!?

• Apple announcements
• -Apple TV
• -iPad Pro
• -iPhone 6s
• -Apple Watch 2.0
• Marketing firm outdoes Apple on the 6s
• Dell & HP market the Surface
• Android Pay is live!
• Raspberry Pi2 gets the add on that everyone wants!
• It's Apple and Microsoft vs the USA
• Blackberry gets Good . . . sorta
• GM finally fixes OnStar vulnerability
• Ashley Madison proves they really can't do anything right
• Complex watch is expensive

Zuke’s Favorite: AdBlock browser officially launches for Android and iOS

Schmidty’s Favorite: Numerous App

Zohner’s Favorite: That’s not a coffee table

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Apple just cannot get a break as another security vulnerability hits OSX and Android Wear comes to iOS! Samsung may have slightly misread the market as it launches a tablet no one was asking for. Collin is dead from a Presidential hit. All these things happened, and all anyone can talk about is a Google logo?

• More Apple security by obscurity
• Edge is not gaining acceptance as quickly as Windows 10
• Google gets a new logo and the Internet goes nuts
• New Moto 360 info
• Android to iOS: "Nya Nya!"
• Amazon Prime offers offline viewing
• Amazon Dash is expanding and now free
• Why Samsung? WHY?!?
• New SmartThings Hub Brings IoT to the Masses
• Facebook Wants To Go To School
• Ad-free Hulu is a thing
• Grand Theft Auto BBC Show Gets A Trailer
• I've never wanted a Star Wars toy as much as I do now

Zuke’s Favorite: Halo 5 Cinematic

Schmidty’s Favorite: Windows 10 GodMode

Zohner’s Favorite: Movie fight mistakes

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Schmidty dies but Collin lives on! Zohner leads the show and Zuke compliments a Blackberry phone. The world tells Apple that it isn't that innovative and that Microsoft is innocent in patent litigation. Dogs and cats living together; mass hysteria.

• The Cockroach Slider gets leaked pictures.
• LG just stole Blackberry's lunch money
• Take THAT China!
• Microsoft is cleared of patent infringement
• Windows 10 is on 75 MILLION computers
• Germans invalidate an Apple patent
• Apple Watch not really a flop
• Nintendo goes download only
• T-Mobile won’t block The Pirate Bay
• Ashley Madison fallout
• Karma sucks
• µTorrent wants to charge you
• Rovio trying to pay the bills
• Mobile gaming stagnant
• Amazon ends free app of the day
• Netflix losing some big name movies More
• Ice bucket challenges actually helped

Zuke’s Favorite: Daniel-san is douche

Zohner’s Favorite: Walking Dead: Road to Survival

Collin’s Favorite: Will Arrow Trailer Break the Internet?

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Collin breaks a new personal record for "Weeks Alive"! People should stop reading the Privacy Notices for their apps if they aren't going to understand them. And, oh yeah, you may or may not have been registered to have an affair with or without your knowledge!

• Windows 10 tells DRM to shove it
• Macs get Cortana before they get Siri
• US Patent Office invalidates Apple's one big patent
• OSX 10.10.5 isn't secure either. Great.
• Oh great, another Android vulnerability
• Ashley Madison database gets leaked
• Samsung's new Gear Watch is quite the looker
• Behold, the Android Marshmallow
• Ara is delayed. Not because of magnets.
• Google Sunroof, the best-named product ever
• Google router looks like a Mac Pro
• That breach the IRS suffered is actually much worse.
• Star Tours was just the beginning!
• Netflix, saving you 130 hours a year by making content for you to sit and watch
• Facebook blocks family because it thinks they are giant and blue
• Facebook tries letting you use animated gifs because it worked so well for Myspace.
• Spotify's new privacy policy freaks people out. Because they are dumb.
• Cerberus makes a promise that maybe it shouldn't have.

Zuke’s Favorite: The only good thing on Chatroulette

Schmidty’s Favorite: iPhone is Better than Android

Zohner’s Favorite: Fallout Shelter

Collin’s Favorite: Hasbro’s Star Wars The Force Awakens Toys

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What happens when you throw every technology under the sun into a single company? You get soup, of course! Alphabet soup. Or Collin changing his name. That could always happen too!

• Google is dead. Long live Google!
• Google gets a new CEO
• Tesla charge will plug itself in
• Intel flaw allows rootkits to your PC
• Lenovo is playing dirty
• Does the EU clear an American tech company of wrongdoing?
• Russians don’t like Reddit
• Facebook wants to know about its security flaws. Except when it doesn't
• HTC is now basically worthless, according to market value.
• Android Stagefright flaw information
• CurrentC loses a major backer
• Rumor: Fox to Cancel Fantastic Four 2 for Deadpool 2
• First Look at Luke Skywalker's costume in The Force Awakens
• The crossover we deserve?
• The best crowdfunding ever
• Sesame Street moves to HBO

Zuke’s Favorite: Better than a Blackberry car, I suppose

Schmidty’s Favorite: ERB: Stan Lee vs Jim Henson

Collin’s Favorite: Crashnauts Game Trailer - Utah Games Guild

Zohner’s Favorite: Best chips ever?

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Collin rejoins us in what is almost certainly his last show before dying . . . again.

What would you be willing to do to never have to deal with toner ever again? Just asking. For a friend. Meanwhile, hackers are killing your Macs, killing Flash, and stealing your fingerprints! How will you ever hold anything slippery again?!

• OSX Proves That's The Most Secure By Having an Unstoppable Exploit
• YouTube Looks Awesome! Zuke Thinks It's From Edge
• Xbox Shows Off Microsoft Vision Of DVR
• Epson Finally Gives Us What We All Wanted
• Intel Launches New CPU, Names It Too Close To Skynet
• Yahoo Gets Hijacked Using Flash
• Hackers Can Steal The Fingerprints Right Off Your Hands
• Microsoft Launches Sway. No One Has A Clue.
• Women Get A Wearable!
• Rumored Spider-Man Costume
• Wally West to join The Flash
• Casper Crump. That Is All.
• Deadpool is still overrated
• Rated R hobbits

Zuke’s Favorite: Old Spice: Civil War trailer launches

Schmidty’s Favorite: Ares 3: The Right Stuff

Collin’s Favorite: Will it Ice Cream?

Zohner’s Favorite: Why CG doesn't necessarily suck

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This week we ban all things because humans are stupid, we discuss some of the recent trailers and no ads on Hulu?!

• Mario mourns
• BAN ALL THE THINGS!
• Suicide Squad
• Batman v Superman
• Neal McDonough joins Arrow
• More new characters on Arrow and Gotham
• The Killing Joke gets animated
• Teenage Mutant Ninja... Batman?
• Welcome back, Milestone Comics
• Ad-free Hulu?
• T-Mobile upgrades family plan
• Is Flash dead?
• You will automatically update Windows 10
• Cortana for Android leaks
• Facebook wants to compete with Google Now
• Fake games infect Android
• OPM lost one million fingerprints
• A New Exploit on HTTPS and Wi-Fi Emerges

Zohner’s Favorite: Comic-Con the Sex Musical

Schmidty’s Favorite: Back to the Future 30th Anniversary

Collin’s Farmer: Summoners War

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Yes, Zuke did just compare France to communist China. No, that wasn't Zohner, it was Zuke. Yes, we are confused as well. Collin has been kidnapped. At least, we kind of hope he was because he was a no-show. And Zuke's microphone stands attacked him. Just another recording session for us!

• Google slowly backs away from Google+
• A Letter Suggesting a Ban on Autonomous AI Weapons
• Amazon Proposing New Drone Airspace "Lanes"
• Amazon Prime is getting Top Gear
• Intel and Micron make a breakthrough in Memory Technology
• NBCUniversal's investment will restore your faith in humanity. You won't believe what happens next!
• From the "We Told You So" Newsdesk
• France really doesn't get how the internet works
• Microsoft working on streaming Windows 10 games to Xbox One
• NVIDIA Warns Your Shield May Experience Turbulence and Then Explode.
• Not So Great When Your Anti-Virus Gets Hacked
• Windows 10 recap

Zuke’s Favorite: Arrow Launcher

Schmidty’s Favorite: Comic Rocket

Zohner’s Favorite: Chris Farley: Superspy

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Zuke is back (for better or worse), just in time for a random collection of headlines! From people getting (sorta) busted for cheating to drones getting armed to kill us, it's a weird kind of week.

• So now we're arming the drones. Great.
• Microsoft cuts jobs. Wired freaks out about it.
• Wired proves you can hack a Jeep. Sort of.
• Lifelock found to be so bad, you'd think Zohner used it.
• Ashley Madison gets hacked
• Google maps update (timeline)
• Google shuts down Google+ Photos. No one notices or cares.
• It's official; AT&T and DirecTV will become one
• Universal Pictures keeps getting pirated from someone at 127.0.0.1
• SETI gets new funding and a new breath of life
• So how much CAN you make in Silicon Valley?
• Warner Brothers Montreal planning a Superman game

Zuke’s favorite: Spectre shows just how good Bond can be

Schmidty’s Favorite: VR Star Wars Game Demo or on YouTube

Zohner’s Favorite: It's so big...

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