Stonks Gone Wrong

Stonks Gone Wrong

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Stonks Gone Wrong episodes

  • August 17, 2025 - Stonks Gone Wrong Market Update
    August 17, 2025: Leapmotor's stock surged 200%, positioning it as a leading EV contender in China. Asian markets opened cautiously ahead of crucial Ukraine negotiations. BlueScope reported a decline in FY earnings due to a global steel capacity glut. U.S. stock futures rose slightly following the Trump-Putin summit, as Wall Street anticipates the Fed's Jackson Hole meeting. National Australia Bank's profit remained steady, driven by business loan growth. Walmart and competitors revealed earnings, shedding light on tariff impacts on consumers. Tune in for these key financial developments. Powered by LabCat AI research tools.
    5 min
  • August 16, 2025 - Stonks Gone Wrong Market Update
    August 16, 2025: Central bankers gather at Jackson Hole amid critical discussions impacting global markets. Stocks are under pressure as concerns grow over potential corporate tax implications from Trump’s policies. The sentiment in stock portfolios reflects a seasonal downturn as summer ends. In corporate news, Echo Investment's real estate unit completes a €565 million sale in Poland, while Mediobanca secures a 13% tender in its bid for Paschi. Apple faces scrutiny over its AI advancements, raising questions about its competitive edge. Stay informed on these pivotal developments. Powered by LabCat AI research tools.
    5 min
  • August 15, 2025 - Stonks Gone Wrong Market Update
    August 15, 2025: U.S. corporate bond spreads hit a 27-year low amid rising investor enthusiasm. Robinhood reports retail investors showed interest in UnitedHealth before Warren Buffett’s engagement. Opendoor shares surge as bullish sentiment grows. In the retail sector, Mimi Cheng’s Dumplings announces expansion into Whole Foods. Key geopolitical discussions unfold as Trump and Putin meet, highlighting U.S. leverage. Intel faces a critical 18-month period to define its strategy amid competition from Qualcomm and Arm. Stay tuned for insights on these developments. Powered by LabCat AI research tools.
    4 min
  • August 14, 2025 - Stonks Gone Wrong Market Update
    August 14, 2025: Intel's stock surged amid speculation of potential government support from Trump. David Tepper acquired shares in UnitedHealth while reducing exposure to China. Asian markets are poised for a weak opening as US rally momentum falters. Bullish continues to see stock gains, defying typical summer IPO trends. Google forms an unexpected partnership with a bitcoin miner in the AI sector. Hedge funds have increased positions in Microsoft and Netflix, as detailed in the latest 13F filings. Additionally, Soros and Appaloosa expanded their Nvidia holdings. The US government announced $1 billion in funding to enhance critical mineral supply chains. Powered by LabCat AI research tools.
    6 min
  • August 13, 2025 - Stonks Gone Wrong Market Update
    On August 13, 2025, Bitcoin surged to a new record high as corporate interest continues to expand. Asia stocks are projected to rise amid growing momentum for a potential Federal Reserve rate cut. Cisco reported an earnings beat driven by increased AI demand, yet its stock declined. Miami International Exchange successfully raised $345 million in its IPO. Telstra announced an additional share buyback of up to $654 million. Meanwhile, Paramount Skydance shares experienced a record rally, drawing comparisons to meme stocks. President Trump's push for a rate cut adds to market intrigue. Powered by LabCat AI research tools.
    5 min
  • August 12, 2025 - Stonks Gone Wrong Market Update
    August 12, 2025: Eli Lilly executives are purchasing shares following a recent decline in stock price. B. Riley reports improved net income estimates for the second quarter. Evolution Mining sees profits more than double amid rising gold prices, while CoreWeave's mixed earnings disappoint investors, leading to a stock drop as losses widen from data center investments. Cava faces a stock tumble after revising its sales outlook, citing consumer uncertainty. Market analysts suggest bargain-hunting strategies could yield substantial returns in the current environment. Powered by LabCat AI research tools.
    4 min
  • August 11, 2025 - Stonks Gone Wrong Market Update
    On August 11, 2025, markets showed mixed movements ahead of key economic indicators. Intel's stock gained momentum following a positive comment from Trump regarding its CEO's recent White House visit. In contrast, BigBear.ai's stock fell sharply after disappointing earnings results. Asian stocks remained subdued as investors awaited the upcoming US inflation data. In the cryptocurrency sector, Bitcoin miner Marathon Digital Holdings (MARA) secured a $168 million deal for an EDF unit. Additionally, Colombia announced a $2.9 billion bond buyback to alleviate its debt burden. Powered by LabCat AI research tools.
    4 min
  • August 10, 2025 - Stonks Gone Wrong Market Update
    August 10, 2025: U.S. stock futures edge up as investors anticipate upcoming inflation reports. Oil prices continue to decline amid speculation surrounding potential Trump-Putin discussions. Asian markets are poised for a subdued opening ahead of critical economic data. In corporate news, Nvidia and AMD plan to allocate 15% of their chip revenue from China to the U.S. government. BHP is spearheading a new venture focused on carbon capture storage for steelmakers in Asia. New Zealand’s Prime Minister expresses skepticism about receiving a tariff reprieve from the U.S. amid ongoing economic concerns. Powered by LabCat AI research tools.
    4 min
  • August 09, 2025 - Stonks Gone Wrong Market Update
    August 09, 2025 - U.S. inflation is projected to rise as higher tariffs impact prices. The Federal Reserve faces internal pressure for rapid interest rate cuts, with Governor Bowman advocating for three reductions this year. Stock buybacks are surging, indicating potential shifts in corporate strategies that could affect investor portfolios. In trade news, Mexico has set tomato export prices to ease tensions with the U.S. amid ongoing trade disputes. Investors should remain vigilant as market conditions evolve. Powered by LabCat AI research tools.
    5 min
  • August 08, 2025 - Stonks Gone Wrong Market Update
    August 08, 2025: The stock market sees mixed movements as investors weigh the implications of upcoming tariffs. Gold continues to outperform Bitcoin as a safe haven, reflecting ongoing economic uncertainty. In corporate news, Sweetgreen reports declining customer interest in premium salads. Meanwhile, FlyJets experiences a surge in private jet rentals amid rising demand. Additionally, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are considering a $30 billion IPO this year. On the geopolitical front, Trump is set to meet with Putin in Alaska on August 15. Stay tuned for insights on these developments. Powered by LabCat AI research tools.
    4 min

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A savage daily roast of the dumbest moves in the stock market. From clueless CEOs and meme stock meltdowns to shady earnings calls and Wall Street’s worst takes — we break the news and break down…