Welcome back to the Cracked Open Podcast with Goddess Telly.

It’s Saturn’s Day (2/28/2026 – Master Builder 22 energy), and we’re having a real conversation:

Stop blaming Mercury retrograde for your piss poor behavior.

In this episode, Telly breaks down:

• Why retrogrades don’t excuse toxic patterns

• The difference between weird energy and weird people

• Integrity as spiritual discipline

• Protecting your creative work & unreleased music

• Being “Unfuckwitable” in a world that tests your peace

• Sticking with people who pull magic out of you, not madness

We also talk AI music clarity, boundaries in the creator space, and why your words — not the algorithm — carry power.

Playlist vibes include:

Kendrick Lamar, Ludacris, 2 Chainz, Drake, Mr. 13th Sign, and original Goddess Telly energy.

If you’ve ever:

• Felt imitated

• Had your work misunderstood

• Been told “I can learn from you” but watched people copy instead

• Or watched people blame astrology for accountability issues

This one is for you.

Affirmations, journal prompts, and spiritual card pulls included.

Move how you need to move — but move with integrity.

And remember…

You will know when it’s a Telly exclusive.

Hold please.