Stop Cthulhu (at all costs!): A Podcast About Weird Movies

It’s 2021, the world is a Utopia now. COVID has gone. Honest. It’s gone. Don’t worry about it. It’s gone. But what isn’t gone is Cthulhu. We watch Ticks which is certainly an adventure. 

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Hosts
Gaz | @GhenGazKhan
Matt | @MattsAllFolkz
Ronan | @TheRonanThe

Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto

Music by DEADLIFE | @deadlifecorps
Used with artists permission

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Do we talk about Joel Schumacher’s Batman & Robin? Listen to find out. 

We don’t.  Well, we do for the tiniest bit. We talk about Alyas Batman en Robin instead. Which sounds infinitely better. 

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Hosts
Gaz | @GhenGazKhan
Matt | @MattsAllFolkz
Ronan | @TheRonanThe

Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto

Music by DEADLIFE | @deadlifecorps
Used with artists permission

Send your films for the trench or get in contact: 
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This film is the fucking worst. Larry the Cable Guy is the worst. We all want a Harrison Bear. We are very disjointed here, much like the movie itself. We find a new Nemesis in the fight against Cthulhu. Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from us at Stop Cthulhu.

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Hosts
Gaz | @GhenGazKhan
Matt | @MattsAllFolkz
Ronan | @TheRonanThe

Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto

Music by DEADLIFE | @deadlifecorps
Used with artists permission

Send your films for the trench or get in contact: 
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The boys are joined by a special guest, DarkSynth artist DEADLIFE. We discuss the Super Mario Bros movie and what went wrong, shaping our poo into stars and Gaz wants a wank from a Goomba.

Make sure you check out DEADLIFE’s new album Dark Nation available now on all good streaming services or for sale on Bandcamp.

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Hosts
Gaz | @GhenGazKhan
Matt | @MattsAllFolkz
Ronan | @TheRonanThe

Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto

Music by DEADLIFE | @deadlifecorps
Used with artists permission

Send your films for the trench or get in contact: 
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Way too horny dinosaurs, 30 year old children, wobbly bones, and dinosaur prostitutes. The guys walk down Matt’s memory lane, which is an odd horror-scape of pervert dinosaurs, a prehistoric  speakeasy, and 90's rhetoric. Growing up in the 90s was way creepy duuuude. Is it going in the trench? Listen and find out.

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Hosts
Gaz | @GhenGazKhan
Matt | @MattsAllFolkz
Ronan | @TheRonanThe

Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto

Music by DEADLIFE | @deadlifecorps
Used with artists permission

Send your films for the trench or get in contact: 
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We dodged a bullet, it could have been Daredevil. That is a bad movie. Is Ghost Rider any good? Who knows? What’s your favourite fighting game character? We talk about pretty much anything else other than Ghost Rider because that film sucks. Blade is good isn’t it?

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Hosts
Gaz | @GhenGazKhan
Matt | @MattsAllFolkz
Ronan | @TheRonanThe

Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto

Music by DEADLIFE | @deadlifecorps
Used with artists permission

Send your films for the trench or get in contact: 
[email protected]

The boys are unsure whether this is racist/oppressive or cinematic gold. (It’s definitely Christian Propaganda). Timey wimey nonsense confuses everyone to no end. Will Jesus be saved? Will Jesus save us from this terrible movie? No. Because we watched it, and you’re listening to our review of it. I hope you like eggs, there’s an egg update.

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Hosts
Gaz | @GhenGazKhan
Matt | @MattsAllFolkz
Ronan | @TheRonanThe

Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto

Music by DEADLIFE | @deadlifecorps
Used with artists permission

Send your films for the trench or get in contact: 
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This certainly is a movie. Somehow not the worst we have watched so far. Profanity is spouted. Does this film make sense? What will help us in the fight against Cthulhu? Is it going in the trench? Why are we asking so many questions? Hellmouth.

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Hosts
Gaz | @GhenGazKhan
Matt | @MattsAllFolkz
Ronan | @TheRonanThe

Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto

Music by DEADLIFE | @deadlifecorps
Used with artists permission

Send your films for the trench or get in contact: 
[email protected]

The boys discuss the best action film to have ever existed. Don’t @ me. Ozploitation is a thing apparently, Google it. Matt is wrong about how cool Max is. Ronan and Gaz are sensible with their views on Fury Road. Do all the cars look the same? (No, they don’t.) BUT, you’ll have to listen to find out! Minions *shudder*.

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Hosts
Gaz | @GhenGazKhan
Matt | @MattsAllFolkz
Ronan | @TheRonanThe

Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto

Music by DEADLIFE | @deadlifecorps
Used with artists permission

Send your films for the trench or get in contact: 
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This underwater station is getting some serious defenses in the war against Cthulhu. This week the boys discuss Underworld and whether it will plug the trench. Why does Gaz keep bringing up cars? What will go in the trench? What will be recruited? All this and more in this week’s episode (probably.)

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Hosts
Gaz | @GhenGazKhan
Matt | @MattsAllFolkz
Ronan | @TheRonanThe

Podcast artwork by Shaun Martland | @mr_picto

Music by DEADLIFE | @deadlifecorps
Used with artists permission

Send your films for the trench or get in contact: 
[email protected]