If there's four things Daniel hates, it's turtles, mutants, teenagers, and ninjas; just not in that order. Joe's indignation involving ice involves interruptive ichor interwoven in imbibing ideology. In a special topic, guest Michael McNamara talks mechanical pencils. Maybe the machines really are taking over...

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Daniel agrees that teens shouldn't be under the influence, but does he really have to hear it form Hoobastank?  Joe laments luxurious lo-fi lullabies languished by lurid lines.  In a special guest topic, the hosts discuss just what can be done in a particularly nipply fashion no-no.  

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Daniel finds it increasingly difficult to kick off his Sunday shoes while overanalyzing the 80's. Joe's meticulous mulling of mythology mayhaps missed major mistakes made by movies. Also, we talk about peanuts. Sorry.

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Daniel just can't get enough of anthems for other holidays.  Seriously.  He can't get them and needs your help, America.  Joe pouts prominently per poop picture that postulates preeminent prose.  

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We cozy up by the fire for our first holiday special!  We fail to answer such questions as: What's the fine print in the Santa Clause?  Dis the Grinch attend Catholic school?  Will Anna Kendrick's holly jolly hell flick be an instant classic?  

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Boats. Friend? Foe? Vessels of the damned? Daniel can’t seem to tell. Joe intensely insists incense makes him as incensed as incest. We also construct the perfect way to hold a conversation with uninterested singles in your age group and found a religion to keep you fresh.

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Daniel deigns dentists digging devilishly deep and Joe only wants to drink out of your head if it's convenient to do so. This episode also featured special guest Kristina, who asked the hosts to solve a particularly irksome graphic designer's nightmare.

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Twizzlers and Redvines are a few of Daniel's least favorite things and Joe has only one request: Keep your chapstick application to yourselves, you dirty birds. In a guest topic, a Twitter submitter begs the question: "Colonel... why do we say it like that?"

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Joe and Daniel take a second to reflect on the premier Central Florida horror extravaganza and why you should go at your own risk.  Don't worry Disney fans, it's not so spooky.

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Joe and Daniel celebrate Halloween with a jaded look at some of the holiday's worst representatives.  Werewolves, zombies, and even the noble cinnamon broom can't escape their clutches this harvest season.  In a guest submitted topic, the guys also discuss why taking two showers a day isn't just eco-unfriendly, but irk-worthy too.

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