HELP! I woke up in a world without the Beatles! I need somebody, help! Thank goodness I talk only in Beatles references! Wait why doesn't Taco Bell have Baja Blast anymore.

This week we cover YESTERDAY (2019) and discuss a world without the Beatles, Coke, and cigarettes. Is Ed Sheeran the best songwriter of all time? Why doesn't JK Rowling exist? What would YOU do if you could go back to your middle school self? We test our Beatles knowledge (liminal) and discuss TIME's 100 most influential people of the 20th century (and some NOTABLE exclusions).

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The next Mark Zuckerberg...could be in this room. Because Natalie is a software developer. And Delaney can be Eduardo I guess except please not.

ANYWAY. Today we're covering THE SOCIAL NETWORK (2010)! We go over how accurate the software engineering is, the realism of the trials, and how this movie made Mark Zuckerberg much cooler than it should have. We also discuss Andrew Garfield's beautiful baby cow brown eyes and how the Winklevi are cannibals now. And maybe our worst two minigames in the history of the show!

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Well. You guys paid us money to do this.

With Ben Bellevue and Tim Choi from Dead Meat, we talk about the horror that is THANKSKILLING 3 (2012). Is it the worst movie ever made? Does Delaney...kinda like it?? Can a single movie REALLY have puppets, fisting, a rapping grandma, a vortex opened by a butthole, AND Blarth?? How MUCH can Delaney get bullied in an hour and a half, and will it affect her future employment????? Decisions were made and wine was drank and Delaney had to experience it twice as she edited it.

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We're gonna stop saying "we're back" until we have a regular release schedule again - but Delaney graduated! She is a Master and as celebration we are doing our THIRD (but not final, don't worry) Muppet movie.

We watch THE MUPPETS TAKE MANHATTAN (1984, and very pre-9/11) and discuss Sesame Street guest stars, how to pitch a real life musical, and the intricacies and implications of having these Muppets graduate from our alma mater, VASSAR COLLEGE??? Also: is Kermit in an abusive relationship? How did they get Liza Minnelli in this?? Are the Muppets ACTUALLY coming to Broadway????????

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You should read this whole summary in the voice of John Laroquette.

This week, Natalie, a lover of true crime and the Library of Alexandria for information on serial killers, brought THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE (1974) – not to be confused with TEXAS CHAINSAW, THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE, or TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE – and a shit ton of information on Ed Gein. We talk nipple belts, sequel timelines, how crazy inflation is, and how crafting is a crime. God, we're never allowed hobbies.

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Thanks as always to our Friend of the Pod, clover!

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WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAACK from yet another unplanned vacation. Oops! We're not sorry, we saw the Eras Tour. Our bad.

This week, just in time for the NEW TRAILER FOR THE SEQUEL, we are taking our FIRST movie request from Ko-Fi! From clover, this week we cover SPIDERMAN: INTO THE SPIDERVERSE. Some incredible animation, a killer voice cast, and the only song Delaney knows from Post Malone? Truly a perfect movie.

We cover: what to do when you get bitten by a spider! All types of Spidermen that weren't included! We can sing we can dance we can do this with our pants and we float through the air when we smell a delicious pie!!!

Join us for a chaotic episode as we remember that we somehow have a podcast people listen to.

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Get your peanuts and your anachronisms ready, gang - it's time for THE GREATEST SHOWMAN (2017)! Possibly THE most ruinable movie...of all time?

We cover Delaney's longterm vendetta against this movie and against Pasek and Paul, the Zac Efronnaissance, the REAL PT Barnum, and how cool the real Tom Thumb was and how we should be making a movie about him instead. Also: real-life human anomalies! Can Delaney recognize lyrics from movie musicals? (No! She can't!)

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CW: This episode contains a lot of discussion of abuse, rape, sexual assault, and murder (obviously). Skip this one if you have to!

Hooooo boy here we go! The episode Natalie has wanted to do since we started this podcast. This week we tackle David Fincher's GONE GIRL (2014). We go through the entire (2.5 hour long) movie AND the real-life true crime case that has some people drawing connections. Did Sherri Papini watch Gone Girl? Why do we keep having Neil Patrick Harris play straight? WHY does he buy his sister board games???

We also cover the general genre of GOOD FOR HER movies (and the mean reviews that accompany them) and play a fun game called "Did The Husband Do It?" Or was it just Uncle Michael?

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WE'RE BAAAAAAAACK! Did you miss us? Did you see Delaney at Sundance or crying over her thesis? DID YOU SEE NATALIE'S NEW CAR???? Anyway we're back. And we're back with a classic Natalie True Crime episode, this time on ORPHAN (2009)!

We talk the girl that inspired this movie, the girl that was inspired BY this movie, how shitty this dad is, and why did they name them John and Kate? Plus, for the first time, we brought the SAME MINI GAME?? How old is Paul Rudd???

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