In what is potentially our last episode - until STV replies to our threats - we get a Dino Allegro special, where we have to pretend he is good. One of the most brain injury episodes yet: “It’s like Gary Lineker shagged Scooby- Doo”.

Digressions:

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LINKS

John Burridge warm-up

“Well done, he’s 13” 

Stuart Pearce, domestic abuse survivor

Nelson in cricket

Memphis Depay - 5 Milli

Andy Cole - Outstanding

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We’re ten percent of the way through the run! This week The Hurricanes take on the world famous Milan - not that one (or that one), another one. We also cover:

The Hurricanes are badly run, part 57

Plato and Papillon’s living setup

Binky Bohnstone, Tim Baxter and Penny Dalglish

Eastern European scoreboards

Dino makes a save!

Links

Stanley Rous and apartheid

Ken Monkou and Graeme Le Saux’s groundbreaking caravan holiday

Cowabunga, it's derby day! Back following a niggling coronavirus injury (4-6 weeks), we cover the Hurricanes' local derby with the Montserrat Pack Rats, but get distracted by: - That World Cup warmup game delayed by rain where a sweaty Glenn Hoddle talked to Adrian Chiles about drainage for hours (including a really quite solid Adrian Chiles impression) - Kerlon, football forum mpeg hero - The continuing travails of Dino “Dogshit” Allegro - Amanda’s mom, has got it going on - Hispanola: Epstein island or a tax haven? - Rangers fans' favourite pop acts: Billie Piper and Sash - Jock’s first bit of management in 5 episodes - Pickles the dog: the conspiracy theory - The World Soccer Farmers League 

LINKS 

Gladstone Small, the man with no neck: https://champions-speakers.co.uk/speaker-agent/gladstone-small

Rickie Lambert v Ecuador: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RM2PKvc5Zk

John Mulaney on quicksand: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eYyIcQ0HLE

Captain America’s MLS Supporters’ Shield: https://twitter.com/andrew_wiebe/status/1325823374313000962

Four episodes in, and this show is finally hitting its stride! The Hurricanes that is; this podcast has been gold since day one. This week the 'Canes head to Spain for a bizarre, magic realist family drama episode guest directed by Pedro Almodóvar, focusing on the defender Toro. It's a cashgrab friendly with dubious travel logistics.

This week's digressions:

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Links

Sol Campbell's neverending slide tackle - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7Rnt5C2qaQ

The bootleg shirt mystery - https://twitter.com/fistedaway/status/1323190805536923652

Stefan Postma's personal life - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stefan_Postma#Personal_life

It's the second episode of our Hurricanes rewatch! A tough away game for the 'canes as they face the Tokyo Typhoons in the natural disaster derby. But can they overcome the yakuza, a massive £5,100 ransom and the need to fit in every single racist stereotype in Japan? Yes obviously, they're obviously going to win.

We also cover: how Jorg Beethoven may have influenced a young Michael Owen, fashion for small men, international chant culture, and the pound to yen exchange rate in 1992. Strap in.

Further reading

“I found Sven boy”

Revising the cult YouTube tragicomedy of Michael Owen’s Soccer Skills

Michael Owen in Dubai

Welcome to the first episode of Storm Time - two grown men attempting to watch all 60 episodes of the largely forgotten kids football cartoon, The Hurricanes. It's a very weird show, with a mix of genuine football knowledge, desperate US market cashgrabs, and racism. Lots and lots of racism.

Apart from the cartoon, we manage to cover: Matt Le Tissier’s tinfoil hat, Epstein island, Big Jock and the Hurricane Boys Club, and Tony Adams' adorable negging of his wife.

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P.S. If you are a fascist please do not listen, but give us a nice review.

Show notes:

A guide to the TBEU

Tony Adams family training video