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What happens when you mix a quiet West Village street, an altered ID, and a friend who thinks making fake police siren noises is a hilarious prank? Absolute, unmitigated chaos. In this unhinged edition of TIATM, TheRealKingFish officially opens the vault to tell the legendary tale of his very first (definitely not his first) run in with the law. From sharing chips with substance dependent individuals, to narrowly dodging a felony charge, to surviving "The Tombs"—this is an all-time confessional.