Story Time w/ TheRealKingFish

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What happens when you mix a quiet West Village street, an altered ID, and a friend who thinks making fake police siren noises is a hilarious prank? Absolute, unmitigated chaos. In this unhinged edition of TIATM, TheRealKingFish officially opens the vault to tell the legendary tale of his very first (definitely not his first) run in with the law. From sharing chips with substance dependent individuals, to narrowly dodging a felony charge, to surviving "The Tombs"—this is an all-time confessional.

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In this episode of Story Time, TheRealKingFish, The Marathon Continues and a SPECIAL GUEST dive headfirst into the gritty, unapologetic chaos of the Knicks' championship run. From dissecting the hard-nosed heroics that define New York basketball to analyzing those terrifying, sanity-testing moments that keep us pacing, we’re breaking down what it actually means to bleed orange and blue right now.

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If you bleed orange and blue, you already know: being a New York basketball fan isn't a choice, it's a lifelong, heart-palpitating condition. In this episode of Story Time, The Marathon Continues and TheRealKingFish take you inside the pure, unadulterated chaos of a modern Knicks miracle. From dodging spilled pitchers of beer during absolute pandemonium at the local bar to the agonizing, breath-holding final seconds of a legendary playoff clash against the Spurs, this is a raw, emotional look at what it means to put your sanity on the line for this franchise.

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We are taking a brief detour to explore a completely different type of relentless suffering: being a New York Knicks fan. In this special Story Time episode, TheRealKingFish unpacks over two decades of pure basketball trauma. Tune in for a hilarious and tragic trip down memory lane, featuring MSG's Network's Al Trautwig, the dog days of buying $20 nosebleed tickets to watch historically awful rosters, and a strategic pants-wetting incident at a Barnes & Noble. Whether you bleed orange and blue or just enjoy listening to other people's sports misery, this one is a guaranteed laugh.

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TheRealKingFish is back with another installment of Story Time, and this time he's taking us overseas. Fish recounts the chaos of his time studying abroad, featuring a wild cast of characters including aggressive bus drivers and local tough guys. From navigating foreign transit to finding himself in the middle of a bar fight, this is a travelogue you won't find in any guidebook.

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It’s the end of the season, and Fish is ringing it in with a legendary tale about a New Year's Eve night that teetered on the edge of disaster (and a fountain). TMC gets put on the spot with a surprise photo that demands an explanation, and the guys wrap things up with a resolution for the future: trying to keep the alcohol-induced chaos to a minimum in 2026.

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TheRealKingFish opens the vault to tell the wild story of the time he and a group of accomplices got into a physical altercation outside a New York City diner—an incident that may or may not explain the episode title. Then, TMC takes the mic to psychoanalyze his own irrational (and very specific) love for white basketball players. Finally, the duo dusts off the crystal ball to review and update their boldest predictions for the year 2026.

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This week is all about recovery and regret. Fish shares the grisly details of his most legendary hangovers and explains why he puts Chris Roth on a pedestal. The episode takes an emotional turn when a special guest stops by, using the platform to air their grievances and weep their sorrows live on air.

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TheRealKingFish takes a trip down memory lane to recount a legendary summer job where he was paid a frankly exorbitant amount of money. Then, unfortunately, Dr. Science rears his ugly head once again to derail the conversation with his "facts." Finally, the guys turn their attention to Special Decisions, putting his palpable jealousy on full blast.

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Priorities are everything. In this episode, TheRealKingFish explains the logic behind the title, detailing a moment where protecting a new jacket was more important than protecting his face. It’s just one entry in a larger presentation, as Fish categorizes the many times he's been punched. Meanwhile, TMC listens in horror and explains why his "lover, not a fighter" philosophy has kept him safe all these years.