The keys to a successful summer selling books: Routine. Consistency. Oatmeal.

Originally written in July 2018, "This Story Is Full Of Crap" was a post on theMuggo.com that contained three short stories about, well, crap. I was recently back home in Indiana and decided to have my brother, Joe, help me tell part of this story. Shouts to my brother-in-law, Bob, who helped keep us in line. I'm thrilled with how this turned out. Enjoy!

In Chapter Five, still in search of a place to stay for the summer, Ricky and I found out our path to finding shelter could have been much easier.

After getting news of being homeless for the summer, Chapter 4 explores our first day in New Mexico trying to rectify our housing situation.

So many things about the lead up to this summer job went unchallenged. I should have asked way more questions than I did. It turns out, I wasn't the only one.

Before you can be successful as a door-to-door salesmen, you must first be brainwashed by other salesmen.

Everyone has stories of crazy summer jobs they once had. Well, this one is extra wild. This is a multi-part series that will range from somber to hilarious, and we'll hit just about everything in between.

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