I survived yet another year. Yay, me! 🙄 Anyway, enjoy! 🐻

I'm a wine enthusiast. I love the taste and the elegance that comes with holding a wine glass with my pinky up. There's no better friend than box wine to waste all weekend with. Anyway, enjoy! 🐻

Fucking shit man fucking shit man fucking shit man fucking shit man fucking shit man fucking shit man... Anyway, enjoy! 🐻

Am I woke because I am the "Christopher Colombus" of philosophical ambiguity or simply because I can't get my fat ass to sleep?! You decide... or not. Whatever! Anyway, enjoy! 🐻

Pointless... pointless... like a circle? Circles are weird, huh? No edges, no sides... Pi... pie...? Whatever! Anyway, enjoy! 🐻

It kinda feels good to give negative feedback, especially if you do it anonymously. Am I an asshole? I'm starting to think I am. I guess I am what I eat! Lol, well... enjoy! 🐻

I have a great weekend planned ahead of me, and I'm not going to let some psycho from my past ruin it for me. Sorry, not sorry. Well, enjoy! 🐻

I cut people out of my life... Some people cut me out of their lives... I guess that's what makes the world go 'round. 🤷 Anyway, enjoy! 🐻

How did Lana Del Rey say it? "I was in the winter of my life, and the men I met along the road were my only summer." That pretty much sums it up. Enjoy! 🐻

New guy. New drama. Well, not really... you know my neurotic ass. I only met the guy a week ago. He works too much. I don't work at all. Maybe I should get a job, but I'm so lazy! Lol, anyway, enjoy! 🐻