It's our 100th episode, we're doing literally whatever we want, who cares!

Headed down to the Sherwin-Williams for a snack, y'all need anything?

If we were a tacky gay podcast we would make the episode description "If you build it, they will cum" but we're not tacky.

This song will change your life *proceeds to play "Play by Play" by Autre Ne Veut*

Recorded live from the assassin hotel whose name Dylan didn't bother looking up before writing this joke.

You will NEVER catch us closing our eyes OR falling asleep.

Sorry for the delay, we had to drop something off at Mount Doom and that took longer than expected.

Just gonna move this stool out of the way real quick gimme a second.

Straight People Movies or (The Unexpected Virtue of Internalized Homophobia)

Gladiator? Yeah I'm Glad He Ate Her, her being me, Dyl- *Dylan was pulled off stage by a large hook*