We're high and feeling anxious, inside of the CVS, keeping it light like silk chiffon. This week, the gays talk Pineapple Express, our theory about why straight people love stoner comedies, and the one and only Rosie Perez. Partake in your favorite way to partake, relax, and put on your favorite podcast. 

Dylan scammed their way into Fantastic Fest press passes, so here's dispatch #2! Next up, Last Night in Soho! A TRULY SPOILER FREE LIKE LITERALLY YOU SEE EVERYTHING IN THE TRAILER THAT DYLAN GOES INTO SPECIFICS ABOUT review of the new Edgar Wright movie, and don't let this freak you out, but Dylan gave it a ½ star on Letterboxd. Find out why!!

Dylan scammed their way into Fantastic Fest press passes, so here's dispatch #1! First up, Titane! The French sensation that won director Julia Ducournau the Palme d'Or had its US premier at Fantastic Fest, and Dylan was there to catch it! Did Dylan love the French body horror/family drama? What do you think?

This episode description took 12 years to write, and in the mean time we two gays learned a little bit about life. So break up with your crappy husbands, put on The Suburbs by Arcade Fire, and get ready for Boyhood. 

It's time for another fooken episode of Straight People Movies! This week The Gays watched the movie that taught us that racism is bad, aliens are cool, and cat food is delicious, District 9! We go over everything, the 2010 Oscars, if video games can ever be successfully adapted into film (they can't) and the film Jackie. Catch y'all in the hovering spaceship over Johannesburg we record in!  

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Get to the choppa! And download the latest episode of Straight People Movies! It's another drunk cast, so this week we actually have a reason to have rambling incoherent thoughts about everything from the inherent homophobia of muscle bears, Alanis Morissette, and whether or not Kirk Douglas is still alive! 

Recorded from our respective clawfoot bathtubs, this week the two gays are discussing The Royal Tenenbaums! We're talking about everything, including costume parties, Cat Power, and both of our Joker origin stories. 

It's not what you know, it's what you can prove. And we can prove that Training Day is objectively our straightest movie so far. Joined by Hawke Cast's Kyle Amato, we dive deep into Training Day and everything around it, including Dylan's weird media trade with a high school teacher, Kirk's deranged Gay Recommendation, and Macy Gray's covers album.