Have alien abductions been occurring for thousands of years? Are spiritual stories of gods and angels taking ancient man around the world and offering visions of the future one and the same as modern day stories of ships, greys, and experimentation? Was Travis Walton’s “Fire in the Sky” just another tale in the ongoing story of mankind being stolen away by UFOs for disturbing and nefarious purposes? Did Nikola Tesla get all his best ideas from a telepathic connection with Martians? Was the archangel Gabriel a benevolent humanoid extraterrestrial that helped Mohammed come to his destiny of creating and spreading Islam? You don’t have to be strapped down to a medical slab with an alien needle drilling into your eye to believe that our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists have all the evidence-based answers you could want - with plenty of assumption, hyperbole, and argumentative fallacy to fill an entire mothership! Steve and Joey take a tractor beam laden ride with Childress, Tsouks, Redfern and the gang to explore the similarities between close encounters in the past, present, future...and beyond the Semen Shores! Let’s proooooooooooobe into Strange Abductions!