We discuss sofas, David Bowie impersonations, the best song intros ever and other bullshit. Special guest: Booze from Sweet Feathery Jesus.

We marvel at the enduring beauty of Susanna Hoffs and chat about what evil dictator we’d be for a laugh. Davian’s son joins the show to raise the IQ level by a considerable amount. Audio nicked from @Exploding_Heads with their kind permission.

Kat got the date wrong due to getting AIDS, so Dom and Davian talk about the new song by The Beatles, old podcasts, and paying podcast jobs.

We tackle all the important topics, like UMBRELLA ETIQUETTE. Also, do you have dead friends on your social media?

Davian's obsessed with Regina Hardon, Kat's gone well political & Dom's gone shocking.

This episode is presented in 4D technicolour black & white stereo

This is the last part of the trilogy of badly edited and rescued audio. No one could be bothered to compose show notes.

We forget everything, no really . Currently looking for someone to engage as ship's cook and concubine.

In the first part of this trilogy of recently discovered archive audio, Davian gets dissed by AI. Kat and Dom find this hilarious.

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