Scary movies aren't my thing, and after watching The Strangers: Chapter One...yeah I'm done. Maybe. Maybe not. Cabin in the woods? Middle of nowhere? Hard pass.

In this episode, I share my hilarious regret, why horror characters have zero common sense, and the moment I knew pressy play was a big mistake.

Grab your cafecito or drink of choice, no judgement, laugh at my pain, and remember: if someone knocks on your door in the middle of nowhere, DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR.

You can reach me at [email protected].

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