We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• cheap DIY red light therapy device (3d printed mask with holes to stick cat lasers into)
• making up a language that looks like it uses English spelling but is actually phonetic (like, is /koʊɣ/, is /kite/, is /mɪɣty/
• https://ipa-reader.com/?text=i%3A%20ko%CA%8Aldnt%20th%C9%AA%C5%8Bk%20of%20an%20%C9%9Bksample%3A
• strap-on nose (for the bedroom)
• language where every vowel has a gender (Maria vs Mario vs Marie vs… Mariu?)
• Microwave that only has an add 30 second button
• trying to make "six eight" a thing
• Cum EULA (from Lily)
• toilet that uses piss to flush shit