We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• region-locked pussy

• Implant that unlocks a chastity cage

• self-deprecating code

• Becoming an amiibo

• pronouncing every "ll" i see like it's welsh

Check out these cool websites:

• https://www.powercat.org/
• https://kleinletters.com/
• https://blambot.com/

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• Penis shock collar

• Onion toothpaste

• literal creepy pasta

• trying to design an object that can be used in a maximum number of stupid slapstick gags

• using a bunch of adhesive tape instead of an x-ray machine

Check out our guests on Bluesky!

• https://bsky.app/profile/maliceinsexland.bsky.social
• https://bsky.app/profile/vexxxts.bsky.social

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• TI: programming language with oxford commas

• watch/gag

• new idea for a unit: the toe, equal to 2.4 inches (so there are 5 toes to a foot)

• bed that can moan

• "Doorbell" where you just touch two wires together

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• Archipelago podcast app integration

• strapping james bond into my xtool

• Cockpot

• Ground-source heat pump coffee maker

• snake-style rock climbing (no limb use allowed)

Links!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E

https://www.e-reading.life/chapter.php/72065/7/clive-barker-books-of-blood-vol-1.html

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• groomba (tiny robot vac that grooms ur dog)

• Reodorant

• Open source program that randomizes the UI layout every time you open it

• Time travel to one day prior but it has to pass through the digestive system of a specific guy

• bot that alternates between posting "it's so over" and "we're so back" at random intervals

• single-use book (bursts into flame upon use)

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• penis chip that lets you do tap to pay (alternately: strap to pay)

• Service that delivers toilet paper directly to your bathroom

• meat batteries

• panning audio based on the speaker's gender (women go on the left)

• that's uby

Links!

rubymayvalentine.net

https://bxnshy.bandcamp.com/music

CHECK EM OUT!

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• adventure game where like 1/3 of the run time is the main character figuring out how to crossdress by combining objects in their inventory

• Centipede Centipede

• Dyson Airblade for the whole body

• girl diet (only pink food)

• Car that explodes if you go over the speed limit

• Personality system that has one trait for each letter of the alphabet

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• Idea: putting a prop 65 warning on our podcast

• rpg with an Unemployment attribute/stat

• spusband (like how husband came from "house-bond")

• Parking machine gambling

• Bed that's a square (so you can't put the fitted sheet on wrong)

• forever weed (thc crispr)

• may my enemies feel like they need to sneeze but then they just can't quite actually sneeze

• Website where you can bet on which video essayists will come out as trans

In this episode, we discuss stupid ideas such as:

• Fighting game where every character has a different mental illness

• Foot fetish coffee place

• gacha captcha (pull an S rank waifu to continue)

• "muling" to mean half-assing

• idea: larping but to cast spells you have to do improv bits

• stair lift for gamer seniors

• straw with spinning blade inside so anything can be soup/smoothie

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• continuous vertical scroll webcomic that starts looping

• Razer razor (for gamers)

• waffle that just has a single, huge square

• sensory deprivation tank sex

• competitive game with water guns filled with ethanol. everyone has to keep their mouths open the whole time. you try to get opponents drunk

• Using a guy with a really consistent refractory period as a clock

• head-mounted gun (xkcd head canon)

• electrified kensington lock