We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• groomba (tiny robot vac that grooms ur dog)

• Reodorant

• Open source program that randomizes the UI layout every time you open it

• Time travel to one day prior but it has to pass through the digestive system of a specific guy

• bot that alternates between posting "it's so over" and "we're so back" at random intervals

• single-use book (bursts into flame upon use)

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• penis chip that lets you do tap to pay (alternately: strap to pay)

• Service that delivers toilet paper directly to your bathroom

• meat batteries

• panning audio based on the speaker's gender (women go on the left)

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We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• adventure game where like 1/3 of the run time is the main character figuring out how to crossdress by combining objects in their inventory

• Centipede Centipede

• Dyson Airblade for the whole body

• girl diet (only pink food)

• Car that explodes if you go over the speed limit

• Personality system that has one trait for each letter of the alphabet

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• Idea: putting a prop 65 warning on our podcast

• rpg with an Unemployment attribute/stat

• spusband (like how husband came from "house-bond")

• Parking machine gambling

• Bed that's a square (so you can't put the fitted sheet on wrong)

• forever weed (thc crispr)

• may my enemies feel like they need to sneeze but then they just can't quite actually sneeze

• Website where you can bet on which video essayists will come out as trans

In this episode, we discuss stupid ideas such as:

• Fighting game where every character has a different mental illness

• Foot fetish coffee place

• gacha captcha (pull an S rank waifu to continue)

• "muling" to mean half-assing

• idea: larping but to cast spells you have to do improv bits

• stair lift for gamer seniors

• straw with spinning blade inside so anything can be soup/smoothie

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• continuous vertical scroll webcomic that starts looping

• Razer razor (for gamers)

• waffle that just has a single, huge square

• sensory deprivation tank sex

• competitive game with water guns filled with ethanol. everyone has to keep their mouths open the whole time. you try to get opponents drunk

• Using a guy with a really consistent refractory period as a clock

• head-mounted gun (xkcd head canon)

• electrified kensington lock

Feeling kinda irrational today

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• skadis-mounted dildo

• ordering paint using hex codes

• ball wrinkle thumbprint scanner

• AI image classifier for guessing pronouns

• halfabet (only 13 letters)

• CBT CBT

• coming up with a new catchphrase for Amy on a weekly basis (don't even worry about it. oh brother. sounds about right. Amy Wamy Amy Wamy. there's somethin' to it. she's got the sauce. thats wamy wild)

• pinball machine you have to pay for with pennies

• gaslighting people with British units you made up (14 oz in a William)

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• Lowercase &

• lockpicking minigame captcha

• 2FA that makes u touch grass

• hot ninja girl making fake clones of herself during sex, and you have to figure out which one to fuck

• Sci-fi idea: machine that can "create" art but it turns out it's actually plagiarizing it from parallel universes

• Spaghetti that kills u

• inventing new colors of wine

• stew PID

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• Frottage cheese

• Chair that's also a clothing rack

• Prank: mixing in opposite chirality screws at the hardware store

• Binary ruler (it has one inch, two inches, four inches, eight inches, etc. marked)

• Shampoo bottles with flared bases

• Cummingbird (penis pollinator)

• Putting tiny trackers along the street sweeping route and tracking them getting swept

• Bad idea: image format that can only do circular images

Shitpost Mortem is a podcast where we discuss ideas that are so stupid, they're funny. We keep it pretty light and comedic, but sometimes we get sidetracked into talking about some nerd shit.