Shitpost Mortem

• Pizza bus

• Chortle P. Chickens

• Jesterous

• Anal q-tips

• car with cupholders built in on top of the roof

• Googie monster
• Heat pump stove

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• Hard taco shell chastity cage

• penis seismograph (plot of erectness over time)

• cum papier-mâché

• making money by traveling back in time with aluminum cans

• replacing "god" with "claude" in exclamations

• Cactussy

• pre-shit bed

• 5 year cum terrarium

• Looney Tunes glory hole

• Seagull breast feeding

Guest:

https://bsky.app/profile/mellyinchains.bsky.social

• profanity filter that also blocks rhyming words (you can't say "duck" or "itch")

• house with mesh floor (so the dirt falls through)

• self-tapping sounding rod

• yearglass (extremely slow/viscous hourglass)

• T-shirt with a QR code on it that leads to a virus that bricks smart glasses (from Abi)

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• uma musubi

• incestry.com

• Rare illness gacha game

• Nuclear vape

• billboard garment (fully showing when t-posing)

Guest: Sabrina!

Sabrina's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/likethecarpenter

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• fractal genitals that fit into each other (kind of like ducks)

• DLSS 5 AR glasses

• fag newtons

• weird al pop quiz

• Portal potty

Shitpost Mortem is a comedy podcast that covers topics like inadvisable inventions, weird internet posts, and whatever dumbass bullshit comes out of our yappers

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• choosing a spelling based on minimal travel distance between QWERTY keys (e.g. disc instead of disk)

• rubix cube as computer input device

• selling dehydrated sweat

• Podcast mention markets

• SEO podcast name

• steve hitler

• childless milfs

Ruby's EP! https://bxnshy.bandcamp.com/album/cat-vol-1

• nach-o's (cheesy cereal)

• Dildo iron maiden

• wallet moths

• Hammer camera

• maxi golf

• dick where a smaller dick comes out (xenomorph style)

• Chicken kaiju

Ella on bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/garaktailor.com

Featuring Pastry!

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• furry inflation crank

• Idea: maliciously modifying a popular Python package to download episodes of shitpost mortem

• wooden PCB

• horses are flipping you off

• turning off the petcock

• text that keeps shrinking as you try to zoom in on it

• Dildo Urinal

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• potluck biodiesel bus

• Single-use headlight

• using PLA filament as a fuse

• cowboard (keyboard for cows)

• sucking poop out the mouse

• Great British Jerk-Off

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Guest: Lexi Darling!

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• Toilet you have to log in to use

• flaccid chopsticks (from wyrdash)

• chopsticks with current between them so they cook your food (from wyrdash)

• dating site that matches based on same mental illness

• clit morse code

• game like Satisfactory but with Chinese milking machines

Check out these cool links:

https://lexidarling.bandcamp.com/

https://bsky.app/profile/lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social