Shitpost Mortem

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• adventure game where like 1/3 of the run time is the main character figuring out how to crossdress by combining objects in their inventory

• Centipede Centipede

• Dyson Airblade for the whole body

• girl diet (only pink food)

• Car that explodes if you go over the speed limit

• Personality system that has one trait for each letter of the alphabet

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• Idea: putting a prop 65 warning on our podcast

• rpg with an Unemployment attribute/stat

• spusband (like how husband came from "house-bond")

• Parking machine gambling

• Bed that's a square (so you can't put the fitted sheet on wrong)

• forever weed (thc crispr)

• may my enemies feel like they need to sneeze but then they just can't quite actually sneeze

• Website where you can bet on which video essayists will come out as trans

In this episode, we discuss stupid ideas such as:

• Fighting game where every character has a different mental illness

• Foot fetish coffee place

• gacha captcha (pull an S rank waifu to continue)

• "muling" to mean half-assing

• idea: larping but to cast spells you have to do improv bits

• stair lift for gamer seniors

• straw with spinning blade inside so anything can be soup/smoothie

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• continuous vertical scroll webcomic that starts looping

• Razer razor (for gamers)

• waffle that just has a single, huge square

• sensory deprivation tank sex

• competitive game with water guns filled with ethanol. everyone has to keep their mouths open the whole time. you try to get opponents drunk

• Using a guy with a really consistent refractory period as a clock

• head-mounted gun (xkcd head canon)

• electrified kensington lock

Feeling kinda irrational today

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• skadis-mounted dildo

• ordering paint using hex codes

• ball wrinkle thumbprint scanner

• AI image classifier for guessing pronouns

• halfabet (only 13 letters)

• CBT CBT

• coming up with a new catchphrase for Amy on a weekly basis (don't even worry about it. oh brother. sounds about right. Amy Wamy Amy Wamy. there's somethin' to it. she's got the sauce. thats wamy wild)

• pinball machine you have to pay for with pennies

• gaslighting people with British units you made up (14 oz in a William)

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• Lowercase &

• lockpicking minigame captcha

• 2FA that makes u touch grass

• hot ninja girl making fake clones of herself during sex, and you have to figure out which one to fuck

• Sci-fi idea: machine that can "create" art but it turns out it's actually plagiarizing it from parallel universes

• Spaghetti that kills u

• inventing new colors of wine

• stew PID

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• Frottage cheese

• Chair that's also a clothing rack

• Prank: mixing in opposite chirality screws at the hardware store

• Binary ruler (it has one inch, two inches, four inches, eight inches, etc. marked)

• Shampoo bottles with flared bases

• Cummingbird (penis pollinator)

• Putting tiny trackers along the street sweeping route and tracking them getting swept

• Bad idea: image format that can only do circular images

Shitpost Mortem is a podcast where we discuss ideas that are so stupid, they're funny. We keep it pretty light and comedic, but sometimes we get sidetracked into talking about some nerd shit.

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• cheap DIY red light therapy device (3d printed mask with holes to stick cat lasers into)
• making up a language that looks like it uses English spelling but is actually phonetic (like, is /koʊɣ/, is /kite/, is /mɪɣty/
• https://ipa-reader.com/?text=i%3A%20ko%CA%8Aldnt%20th%C9%AA%C5%8Bk%20of%20an%20%C9%9Bksample%3A
• strap-on nose (for the bedroom)
• language where every vowel has a gender (Maria vs Mario vs Marie vs… Mariu?)
• Microwave that only has an add 30 second button
• trying to make "six eight" a thing
• Cum EULA (from Lily)
• toilet that uses piss to flush shit

This episode has a third host! It's Ash!

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

Nixie tube faces Flavored money Font that looks like it would be something upside-down (but it's not) Marketing sleep paralysis demon Ancient Greek millennial mythology about the Heckin-chonkeres JOI rhythm game Compacting trash until it forms a black hole Website that requires your password to be a valid email

We slander people such as:

Chicago Pope Anish Kapoor Dan Brown

Links:

Tgirl Dracula Flow: https://youtube.com/shorts/r2gUgNhxJII

Ash's AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/ashtronaut17/works

Ash's Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/oliviahall.bsky.social