Shitpost Mortem

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

Interactive podcast (choose your own adventure) Prediction market for who will cum first Beth's biological taxonomy mnemonic New word: garbaceous Voice training to do a Joker voice Btw they're putting homo-goblins in ur blood to turn u gay Robotgirl with a hex butthole

We trick you into learning about:

Late night show hosts Gnosticism Security torx

In this episode, we discuss stupid ideas such as:

Aliens who found a piano reconstructing humans with three feet and 88 fingers Choosing hardware/software based on the silliest names (ploopy, floorp) Service that mails u a one cm cube of any element Paired mutex lock chastity cages Single-use cars Install grindr + receive dick pic speedrun (Amy's pb ~1 min) I'm poster syndrome New word: Eurodivergent

We discuss stupid ideas such as :

Ceiling roomba / Roomba that can climb stairs update / T-shirt warehouse of babel / Service that helps you match clothing to your exact skin color / Stereonucleosis / Penis POV porn / Person with a nitrile fetish / (from lily) region-locked vinyl / Battery that gets soft when it's low on charge / MIDI sex toys

Links:

https://bsky.app/profile/izzys.casa (she did our new theme music!)

Canvas of Babel: https://www.canvasofbabel.com/

Doom with a Theremin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jEQnvfY--k

Saving data to a starling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCQCP-5g5bo

Oral allergy syndrome: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_allergy_syndrome

https://codeberg.org/amypercent/discordsynthbot/

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

Extreme podcast panning / You know how people get ads for overly specific t-shirts? What about advertising t-shirts that have the viewer's full name and address / Sapiosexual who gets turned on when people use big words / Bringing back the er/oi merger / Drone that shoots food into your mouth / Rpg character sheet with a mandatory Kinsey scale fiel

Vore art heist / FOLLOWUP: the vowel /ɶ/ doesn\'t seem to be in English [(near-)open front rounded vowel] / Flies engineered to instinctively fly into mouths (frog type idea) / Quiz: is this a real evil company logo or a fictional one (example: cubic) / Adding a secret fifth base to baseball / bruxisma music / Beverage/potion made entirely of horse supplements/medication / Discourage phone overuse with a small chance of it exploding every time it's unlocked / Saying "god moaning" to greet people and see if they notice / Cum train

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

Automated machine for kicking ass/chewing bubble gum / Vampire doing a sperm count / What if a computer had boobs / Beth's brand new word, "limponent" / TI: a keyboard that only has ctrl, c, x, and v (from Zack W.) / Plushie with a knife / Omegaverse hormones / Jondom / Playing the San Jose Strut whenever you cum / Making up a new vowel

UPDATE: tiny steam engine that charges your phone is real! see youtuber blondihacks. thanks to listener pastry for telling us

https://youtu.be/Y2UEY04lKSU

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

Listening to every comedy podcast ever to avoid doing the same jokes / Robot that sucks its own dick / Gummy roulette (weed, melatonin, caffeine) / Cum fighting game / Phone you can recharge by shoveling coal into a tiny integrated steam engine

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

Boat made of elemental sodium / Combined tech company wrap and ahegao gooner wrap / Translating songs to use metric units / Alarm clock that calls you slurs / Alarm clock that injects you with caffeine / Long gaslighting where you subtly fake a Canadian accent / Carbonated cum / Podcast where you have to guess which host is high / Robot leg that kicks you out of bed / Toilet with a steadily hotter seat to discourage sitting for too long / Capsule full of random color dye, for a surprise when pooping later

We discuss ideas such as:

fully nude podcasting / keeping a bunch of vinegaroons in order to make salad dressing without ever having to buy vinegar / bdsm club with a dedicated room full of lockers big enough to shove an adult into / lego buttplug / Cookie Monster blowjob / Vertical baths for tall people / Pronouncing headache like hey-a-da-chay / roomba that can climb stairs / robot that puts sunglasses on you when it detects sunlight

Music from the first ad:

Airport Lounge by Kevin MacLeod | https://incompetech.com/

Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/

Creative Commons CC BY 3.0

https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

We discuss ideas such as:

gummi earplugs that you can eat after using / literally getting fucked by the stock market / Daft Hunk / Pre-sped-up podcast / 6-sided die that you roll and it says which of the three macronutrients you're not allowed to eat today / tattoo idea: getting an accurate diagram of your sinuses across your face / robot earrings that periodically bite u / prepare a full meal using only machines executing gcode