Shitpost Mortem

In this extra-long episode, we discuss stupid ideas such as

• rubber chicken fleshlight

• game concept: roguelike that hypnotizes you in a randomized manner

• prog rammer

• Ich opdink æn Gjermanisk tonge

• naming your son "Richard Fagg"

• qtip ear fucking machine (from Alice)

• programming language that evaluates the 🇳🇴 emoji as false

• 2FA code that's valid for 1 second

• Instant panic attack

Check out Alice's work here:

https://deathgenerator.com/#galleryaverlong.com

Amy's MIDI thing: https://amypercent.codeberg.page/soundshapes/

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• LED easy bake oven

• programming language where you can only say what a variable ISN'T equal to (from lily)

• rubber ducky you can fucky

• smoking a joint with your ass

• daedric baby names

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• cooking on someone with a high fever

• Ulysses video game

• cum pewter

• Mr. Burns Rule 34

• Head phones (one by each ear)

• Simlish Bangers

Links!

https://reccanti.art/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gjrh-vbgmYE&pp=ygUZbGFzdCBmcmlkYXkgbmlnaHQgc2ltbGlzaA%3D%3D

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• THC ovaltine

• replacing your nipples with those clown flowers that squirt water

• Smoking dandelions

• video game that inflicts a status effect that you can only get rid of by paying real money

• Polar bear floaties

Ash on bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/oliviahall.bsky.social

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• region-locked pussy

• Implant that unlocks a chastity cage

• self-deprecating code

• Becoming an amiibo

• pronouncing every "ll" i see like it's welsh

Check out these cool websites:

• https://www.powercat.org/
• https://kleinletters.com/
• https://blambot.com/

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• Penis shock collar

• Onion toothpaste

• literal creepy pasta

• trying to design an object that can be used in a maximum number of stupid slapstick gags

• using a bunch of adhesive tape instead of an x-ray machine

Check out our guests on Bluesky!

• https://bsky.app/profile/maliceinsexland.bsky.social
• https://bsky.app/profile/vexxxts.bsky.social

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• TI: programming language with oxford commas

• watch/gag

• new idea for a unit: the toe, equal to 2.4 inches (so there are 5 toes to a foot)

• bed that can moan

• "Doorbell" where you just touch two wires together

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• Archipelago podcast app integration

• strapping james bond into my xtool

• Cockpot

• Ground-source heat pump coffee maker

• snake-style rock climbing (no limb use allowed)

Links!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E

https://www.e-reading.life/chapter.php/72065/7/clive-barker-books-of-blood-vol-1.html

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• groomba (tiny robot vac that grooms ur dog)

• Reodorant

• Open source program that randomizes the UI layout every time you open it

• Time travel to one day prior but it has to pass through the digestive system of a specific guy

• bot that alternates between posting "it's so over" and "we're so back" at random intervals

• single-use book (bursts into flame upon use)

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

• penis chip that lets you do tap to pay (alternately: strap to pay)

• Service that delivers toilet paper directly to your bathroom

• meat batteries

• panning audio based on the speaker's gender (women go on the left)

• that's uby

Links!

rubymayvalentine.net

https://bxnshy.bandcamp.com/music

CHECK EM OUT!