Brittany Cartwright has finally seen the light and she wants to separate from Jax Taylor, real name Jason Cauchi. It makes me sad that it took Brittany pretty much a decade to accept that Jax will always give her so much less than she deserves because Jax isn't boyfriend or husband material. I hope Jax was telling the truth when he Tweeted that Brittany has been sleeping with someone else for the past 4 months. I recap the last 6 episodes of "The Valley" in this episode.

I don't know if Scheana Shay wants to keep her job or not, but this certainly isn't a good way of going about it. Scheana throws Vanderpump Rules executive producer Alex Baskin under the bus. I don't care what threat Scheana received, she's always on the wrong side of history and she chooses the wrong people to support. Lala will be done with her soon. What a mess.

Tom Brady appears on "The Pivot" podcast today where he says that he would not want to be roasted again because it "affected" his kids and they are the people he cares about "the most in the world." I do not disagree with anything Tom said about the Netflix roast. Roasts are brutal, if he weren't so attention starved, he wouldn't have signed up to do it! His kids are thriving, and will always thrive. This is bull**it.

Emilio Coochie's legal name is Emilio Garcia. He's currently in a long term relationship with a cis man. Is he a broke barb? That would explain why he's going for Meg's money. He claims Megan Thee Stallion had sex with a woman in front of him and two others, fat shamed him, underpaid him and began treating him poorly after he witnessed her hookup. We have questions like WHAT KIND OF SEX was Megan allegedly having?!?!?!?!?!.... We get into everything in this episode.

I enjoy watching Jax on my screen because I think he's a dumb annoying idiot. Fans are annoyed that Lisa is pretending to be oblivous to Jax and James performing at Sur together. Who is writing the scripts for this show, allegedly? Brock and Scheana have some real moments. I think I know why Ariana is so happy this week, Ally seems thrilled that Jax and Katie argue, and Sandoval reminds everyone that Scheana was "the other woman in a relationship" once. Brock's booty has a cameo and Brock stands up for his wife before she storms off. I was seated and highly entertained!

We hate that Tom Sandoval has hurt Ariana Madix so deeply, she carries a lot of anger inside of her. With time, she will be so thankful her relationship with Tom ended. Producers, allegedly, forced her to interact with Sandoval, which made for great TV. I stan Ariana and we all need to live vicariously through her epic glow up. Mad respect, honestly. Living legend status. This is a recap & 2 cents episode about Ariana's rise to borderline mainstream fame and success, hidden in a Vanderpump Rules season 11, episode 10 recap.

Love is Blind has areas of improvement and we reveal what should change about the popular series, but will it? We believe it might. Love is Blind is set up to make couples fail and ratings soar. This episode has spoilers! Don't listen if you haven't watched season 4 episodes yet! UPDATE: I recorded my recap for episodes 1-5, but I will release it on Thursday instead of today. It's past 1am/ too late for me to listen and add time stamps. (4:59) The Bachelor franchise is the worst (7:12) My issues with Love is Blind, the premise and its execution (9:42) What viewers want (16:30) Unseen and unheard (19:46) Trash proposals

Chelsea Blackwell and Jimmy Presnell constantly fight on Love is Blind season 6. I reenact the "clingy" fight and the "You were gone for an hour without me" fight. Chelsea is trash. People who hate themselves should not be in relationships, or sign up for a dating show! Everyone needs therapy, but some need it more than others #ChelseaBlackwell #LoveisBlind, #LoveisBlindS6 Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok

Jessica Vestal is the mom of a 10 year-old daughter. I think Jimmy dumped Jessica for 3 reasons (8:18). Jess is the most conventionally beautiful contestant in the show's history! I'm not a fan of Jessica and I explain why! She ate with that epi pen quote, but she has issues. She's THIRSTY. Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok

We give it to you raw. There isn't much to like about Kenneth or Laura. I hate thtat people seem to think Laura's behavior is okay. She's insufferable! Principal Kenneth Gorham got engaged to Brittany Mills and everyone was rooting for them, until Kenneth saw some dolphins and got his phone back. He was checked out! Next, I talk about Laura Dadisman being verbally abusive to her fiancé Jeramey. I'm glad Jeramey got payback. Sorry, not sorry. I also mention Amy and Johnny, two people who don't want to have anything to do with birth control. Love is Blind season 6 is unbelievable! WTF. Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok